Question for Spanish Speakers

[ions]

Mi is my
me is me or to me
Yo is I

 

[Fiori di Bella]

What does that mean?

It means “Do you want to make love with me?”

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

It means “Do you want to make love with me?”

Aw, that's a much nicer way of saying it!
Much nicer than when I was actually IN Spain and (I wasn't GREAT at Spanish exactly lol...not that I'm much better now) this guy came up to me, slightly away from his hot friends and said "chupa mi polla, chico blanco"
So loudly replied: ¡Sí! Entonces a la mierda mi culo. Y tus amigos también, seré pasivo por todos ellos.

Which was very brave (read: drunk) of me, I think! Considering that he could have been either coming on to me OR being aggressive and trying to insult me haha

 

[ions]

Folla mi polla

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

Folla mi polla

You want me to fuck your cock?

But...I mean...not no...

 

[Fiori di Bella]

I’ve heard Chupa mi verga, but never Chupa mi pollo.

 

[ions]

Yeah bad translation. But it rhymes.

 

[nznity]

I'm mostly learning through talking with Spanish friends, so a combination of both, I guess.
What would you say the most useful phrase or phrases that helped you out are? So far I find "Come se dice?" most useful.

Interesting, so if I was with a group of 5 friends and one was male and 4 were female, I would collectively refer to them as "mi amigos"?

Mis amigos.

 

[nznity]

I’ve heard Chupa mi verga, but never Chupa mi pollo.

Chupa mi polla.

 

[nznity]

me is: to me

mi is: my

or to me it is

Correctttt

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

Mis amigos.

So when is it Mi and when is it Mis?

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

I’ve heard Chupa mi verga, but never Chupa mi pollo.

Same, tbh. I guess it was like regional slang?

 

[nznity]

Mi is singular , mis is plural when you're talking bout more than one thing.
For example my beer - mi cerveza
My beers-- mis cervezas

 

[nznity]

Same, tbh. I guess it was like regional slang?

Polla is Spanish slang, only in Spain they use that word to refer to their dicks.

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

Polla is Spanish slang, only in Spain they use that word to refer to their dicks.

Ah. Well I said I was in Spain so that makes sense! He probably said polla and not pollo then.

 

[Ismene2]

Anyone know any amusing spanish names like Juan Kerr?

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Just need help with something:

So I'm not sure whether it's "me" or "mi"? Like I've seen people use "me" like "me gusta", for example, then mi" like "mi amigo"?
Which is it? Or is it like "me" is "I" and "mi" is "my"?

Estúpido Puta, me cago en la madre que te pario.

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

* mi cago

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

Estúpido Puta, me cago en la madre que te pario.

Also, you need to reverse it. "Puta estupido" but "puta" is feminine so it's "Puta estupida"

tambien, no soy una puta. Puta recibir pagos

Unless you meant bitch, which CAN be puta but is usually perra, in which say si, me soy perra

I'm sure @nznity or @Fiori di Bella can put it MUCH better than I have, but your Spanish is worse than mine and that's YIKES. Even google translate found that rough.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

google translate

Oh God, you pull my Spanish apart & use that..........