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off topic;
i wonder if im the only one who thinks dave chapelle just is not fucking funny? his humor is like retarded.
 
since the last DXM advertisement was pretty negative ill try a more convincing one:

Is weed to expensive; Are you tired of having to nickel and dime? Sick of throwing up cheap Popov vodka and calling it a good time? Have you been arrested for using illegal drugs, or are you just plain paranoid of being "caught"? Well i have the perfect solution for you, my friend. Its legal, its affordable, its enjoyable, its DXM!!! Visit another universe, have a spiritual awakening, or just enjoy the pure bliss of robo-walking (you'll find out what i mean). Buy it at your nearest drugstore, pharmacy, or Robotussin carrier today!
 
center said:
off topic;
i wonder if im the only one who thinks dave chapelle just is not fucking funny? his humor is like retarded.
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i agree- a lot of ppl think hes hilarious though, ive tried, but just cant find the humor
 
FUCKING FINALLY...someone who agrees with me that dave chapelle's humor is just fucking dumb. we must have a higher humor quotient than everyone else.
 
center said:
off topic;
i wonder if im the only one who thinks dave chapelle just is not fucking funny? his humor is like retarded.
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I hope I'm not the only one that thinks center posts off topic, is a loser with no friends (he said he has no friends) and is annoying.


Datura. Have a nice trip to hell for 3 days bitch.

GHB. Do a bit, its the shit. Do too much, have a fuckin seizure.
 
Now im the one going off topic? I have friends, just not the ones I used to have.

BTW...I was reading through your posts, you really contribute alot to bluelight. A+ </sarcasm>

Oh, btw; Those drug advertisements were probably the absolute worst out of all three pages on this thread. Congratulations, you suck!
 
Roger&Me said:
Do you feel left out because you just can't talk fast enough? Is it hurting your social life that you have a large, full vasodilated penis? Are your mucous membranes just a little to healthy? Is your bank-account getting just a little too full?

WHAT CAN FIX ALL OF THESE THINGS---AND MORE????

Well, COCAINE, of course!

Well, I'll tell ya folks. There just isn't any other product out there that's quite like it. Guaranteed to drain your bank account, make your dick small, give you frequent nose bleeds, and make you talk at 100,000 miles per hour.

PICK UP AN 8-BALL TODAY!!








This product is not yet FDA appproved. It is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any illness...well, except sobriety.
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=D i laughed out loud at that! so true! i definitely second that!

i promote weed! its the PERFECT DRUG!! no reprecussions! its like a warm comfort blanket that goes with anything you do! no matter what it is in life, ITS BETTER WHEN YOURE BAKED!!=D
 
high on stemz-nseeds said:
i dont like most blacks but i like dave's show
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Me neither. Does that make me a racist?

No. Why?
Because I don't like most whites either.

(talk about going off-topic...)
 
Tired of wasting your time sleeping when you could doing something more useful like cleaning your house or pacing back and forth chain smoking cigarrettes whilst looking out the blinds waiting for the police to show up, then you should meth a change. Yes, crystal methampthetamine, pick it up at your local trailer park today, or pick up the ingrediants at your local Walmart, and make it yourself.
 
stoy420 said:
Tired of wasting your time sleeping when you could doing something more useful like cleaning your house or pacing back and forth chain smoking cigarrettes whilst looking out the blinds waiting for the police to show up, then you should meth a change. Yes, crystal methampthetamine, pick it up at your local trailer park today, or pick up the ingrediants at your local Walmart, and make it yourself.
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that doesnt sound like fun to me....

and from what ive heard, meth is fun for a while=D
 
Chapelle's show is hilarious when drunk AND high... Still pretty funny when sober.
 
dankstersauce said:
is vicoden just not cutting it anymore? oxycontin too expensive?
have you been looking for that perfect euphoria that you can enjoy everyday?
well then my friends heroin is for you!!!!!

I dont like any opiates BUT this seriously makes me laugh sooo fucking hard I almost feel out of my seat!!=D =D =D =D =D
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