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Project: Compiling a Grand List of Overused Drug Cliches

117. being addicted to one drug means that you are addicted to all drugs
118. refusing to consent to a search is a sure way to keep from getting busted
119. taking LSD will result in you ending up in a mental hospital thinking you are a glass of orange juice and blind from staring into the sun.
 
diegoblunt said:


44. If a drug user runs out of money while his parents are at work, he will always steal his most prized family heirloom or mums expensive jewellery to get a fix (generally the bling is instantly valued exactly by the dealer-cum-jeweller, and it can be traded for crack). The parents will be 'dissapointed, rather than angry'. Later on, the expensive item is re-purchased by the rehabilitated son, using money he made helping old grannys across the street and is presented to the mum as a birthday present.

v v v v Sure :)
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shit i actually have done that before, except the drug was meth but i wasnt rehabilatated
 
Shucklak said:
118. refusing to consent to a search is a sure way to keep from getting busted
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amen, anyone who says the cops will leave you alone if you dont consent to a search has obviously never dealt with real cops... or just lucky.
 
More than 1/3 of sexually active teens and young adults report that alcohol or drug use has influenced a decision to do something sexual. (CASA, the Henry J. Kaiser Family Foundation, and the National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA)). ----- from freevibe

So why havent any of the stoned chicks I know (like 9, it says 1 in 3) tryed too give me head or something... i feal ugly now

FUCK FREEVIBE ANTI DRUG BULLSHIT, other ppl's fuck ups arent ruining my fun
 
102. Cocaine plantations aren't hidden in the jungle, they're right out there on a field where Chuck Norris can see them.
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that one REALLY made me laugh.
 
122. The purpose of liquid LSD is you can surreptitiously slip it into things: peoples' drinks, the punch at the prom, the highway patrol officer's taco.

123. If you're on a psychedelic drug that's hard or impossible to overdose on, the writers will place you in a room full of open windows, butcher knives and gas stoves just you can get hurt and prove some point about drugs.

124. Butcher knives and switchblades make awesome trip toys, until a punk rocker bumps into you and you fall on them and die, just like on that episode of Quincy.

125. If you get involved with drugs, you'll meet someone who's casually tied to the Italian mafia within 30 minutes.

126. If a bunch of twentysomethings go out to drink, one of them will order something that's either green or blue and served in a martini glass.

127. Drink spiking is easy. Pills dissolve instantly in the victim's drink and no one notices the taste.
 
Taken from the Freevibes "My Story" section.... =D

DRUGS R SO LAME, U DONT GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE TAKING THEM AND I SHOULD KNOW, I STARTED TAKING COKE AND HEROIN WHEN I WAS 11, NOW I AM 15 AND I DO IT OCCASIONALLY BUT I AM TRYING 2 QUIT, BUT IT SO ADDICTIVE, THERE IS SUMTHING THAT SHOULD HELP ME TRY AND STOP AND THAT IS MY OLDER SISTER DIED FROM AN OVERDOSE ABOUT 4 MONTHS AGO, AND THAT WAS FROM USING HEROIN, AND I DO NOT WANT TO DIE FROM AN OVERDOSE OR FROM ANY OTHER DRUG, SO I BETTER START THINKING REAL QUICK ON WHAT I'M GONNA DO, COS IT REALLY HURTS THINKING ABOUT MA SISTER THAT DIED SHE WAS ONLY 17, SHE HAD BEEN DOING IT SINCE SHE WAS LIKE 9 OR 10. RIP MA BIG SIS SARAH XXXXXXX
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HAHAHAHA... yeah right... heroin at 9 and 10=D
 
*CrystalMeth Bunny* said:

125. If you get involved with drugs, you'll meet someone who's casually tied to the Italian mafia within 30 minutes.
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it happened to me with the cuban 'mafia'.. more like the cuban cartel.
 
Originally by Lisa of Freevibe.com
Drugs are TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!! Believe me. Just say NO. Don't even question it. Adults know what they're talking about when they educate us about drugs. They just want to help us and keep us safe, even thought we think they just don't want us to have fun. Maybe if my sister had listened good advice about drugs she wouldn't have overdosed on marijuana and she would still be here. Believe me, it's not worth it.
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LMFAO!
 
i am too stoned to be bothered to figure it out myself - what the fuck is freevibe?
 
131. Not only do all stoners love hackey sack, they will play it for hours while they fail out of school.
 
132. Its best to just be honest with the police, cause then theyll let you off with a warning.
 
133. Coke Heads always have white powder clinging to thier face.
134. Heroin Junkies all have HIV and sit around in dirty bathrooms all day moaning, drooling and sharing a single needle
135. Speed freaks are always skinny and hyper and never sleep
136. Every druggie wants to shoot you
137. Every druggie wants to rape your daughter
138. Druggies are rare
139. Acid heads are all hippies, and vice versa
140. If you sell drugs you WILL end up in jail for life
141. Drug users are always high
142. once you take LSD you will have flashbacks at every inoppertune moment from then on
143. Your parents only smoked pot once and didn't like it
144. there is a fistfight at every drunken party
145. everyone is near naked at raves and you have no choice but to have sex all night
146. 13,467 people on average pass out in a bath tub and drown every day
147. "I have a friend who ODed on LSD"
148. "I put an orange in a box for three months once and hid it under my bed... "
149. "I got really high on pot once and really drunk and I puked up demons" (someone seriously told me this story)
150. Weed is actually illegal for a reason (that is to be announced at a later date)
151. Every frat boy will pour G in your drink
152. Every schnozzberry tastes like a schnozzbery
 
153. The government made LSD and mushrooms illegal. They did that because they're very harmful to you and they care about you!
154. Psychedelics "mess you up" after your first hit. And I mean MESS YOU UP.
 
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