Privies, Jakes, Bogs, Commodes and Thunder Boxes: Your Toilet Stories

[Marmalade]

pfft. we can both shite in a tub.

you can't blob in a cup tho ;p

 

[coors light]

looks like a jello shot.

 

[jancrow]

I bet he drinks Carling Black Label

 

[Marmalade]

Mine as well. That's fucking bogging. I'm going to shite in a tub & post a picture of it.

consider this an updated gift, since the girly one is too much to handle ...

made not 2 minutes ago, in your honour, my love (t'was lush )

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

moonjuice sippin step children of the earth gods

 

[parttime crackhead]

You've pished on the couch? Outstanding.

moonjuice sippin step children of the earth gods

 

[Marmalade]

No, that's Nerdboy's man fluids.

We thought of you. It was over in about 120 seconds ;p

(day 26 tho unfortunately, and my cervix was not best pleased).

 

[ponch]

First one to spaff on a toby jug and upload a picture wins a can of rubicon and a bourbon biscuit

 

[knock]

I don't have a Toby jug. I do like rubicon and bourbons though

 

[Marmalade]

Just off out for a bit. This thread has 'classic' potential, depending on who you are.

We need to see the resurrection of knock's cock.

OH YES WE DO

 

[knock]

The resurrection of my cock? It will rise again?

 

[Treacle]

Whenever I take stims of any kind, I've got a 10 minute window before it's loo time. Regular as clockwork, without fail.

Immodium. I've taken it maybe the last ten times I've taken pills, and not had one come up shit. Absolutely a pre-night out ritual for me. They're as cheap as a quid, from certain places, and absolutely stop even the slightest gurgle.

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

fuck the bourbon, what flavour is the rubicon. the missus had some of the blue shite at hers last week. presented me with the last can like it was purple or some shite. blue rubicon my cunt














i drank it politely, it was a hot day

 

[dan88]

Ha speaking of come up shits, I had one a couple of weeks ago, but some cunt had chucked a bottle of water into the bog, blocking it. Fuck it I thought, and had a dump on top. As I was walking out a bouncer was outside the bog, no doubt thinking I'd been powdering my nose. He went into the cubicle to find my shit and a load of toilet roll on top of the bottle haha, his face was a right picture!

Edit: jizz stains I can handle (my beds full of them), but your blob juice is fucking minging marmz

 

[Tryptamite]

I used to cover the toilet seat with squares of bog roll a la Finch in American Pie. Nowadays though I just give it a wipe and sit down. Festival toilets however I would hover over. I normally take quite a bit of time on the toilet as I do most of my profound thinking behind the locked door. Also used it for shooting up. Even if it was my house and I was alone, into the toilet for a turn on.

I do appreciate a good clean toilet. Also nothing worse than using a public bathroom and having people waiting outside or some cunt banging on the door

 

[gayorstraight]

This thread has already, and has the future potential, to trigger my otherwise rather hardy gag reflex.

Thanks Marmalade, that was a fucking rank pic to wake up to with a massive hangover. Still better out than in as they say

 

[jancrow]

It's a thread about lavatories, could have been much worse.

 

[gayorstraight]

Oh yes, it's like watching a car crash. You know you shouldn't look, but ya just have to :D

 

[jollypecker]

20mg immodium is a must before going to t in th park , I managed fri sat sun but b4 leaving titp had a shit in a bag in my tent then left said bag in tent and drove home 130mph to scoer scuse my typin mxe arrived today eyeballed 100mg iv everythings nuts !

 

[Josh]

I recorded over 50 shits in one day when the colitis had really taken a hold, shortly before my colectomy. Those were fun times.