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Bluelighter
There is an app for that.
http://allwomenstalk.com/apps-to-prevent-drunk-dialing/2/
And besides who comes on here sober any way? I just keep two generic PM's stored, one apologising for being drunk, the other telling them to suck my dick, I'm high and if they didn't want my honesty they shouldn't have racked up that last line and told me it was a good idea to pay for the pizza naked.
Absolutely gold standard, that post just cracked me up. It only just made sense but was all the better for it.