Oh the humanity!
I ate a brownie once that a friend gave me thinking "oh cool, this will be fun day, get a little stoned". OH..MY..GOD. 2 hours later i'm sitting on the side of the road in a residential neighborhood just inches away from calling the paramedics. I was convinced that the brownie had given me a stroke. I couldn't drive, couldn't walk anymore, could BARELY process a thought. I sat there by that road on the phone to my sister for an hour just getting slammed with wave after wave of terror. I could not believe what I was going through. I can't even describe how hard it was to hang on and to keep pushing through it. Every second felt like an hour. 3 hours of total fear and panic, no euphoric peaks or valleys. Just one paranoid thought to the next.
It was ruthless.
Thank god for my iphone, I was a able to figure out where I was and call a cab ride home. Came damn close to calling 911, damn close.