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Post your most Recent picture - AKA i'm really ridiculously good looking...

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Clearly. She inherited her tendencies from her mother. The reason that dude's face is frozen in a glazed over gape is because she just sunk her chompers into his neck.

Dude: Oh FUCK! BITCH! I knew she didn't put out. I should have stuck to bible class!

Mum: Oh SWEET! We have a bleeder, aisle 2!

Vampire child: Save some room for later Augustus.
 
lmao @ all you sick fuckers!

(btw, everyone knows she took her own teeth out to get more crystal MSG)
"All the better to fellatio you with little miss dealer"
 
aaah, but then we come to the recurring issue of cockjaw (which actually, could provide another solution for that dude's mouth...)
 
^ lmao

He totally has the cockjaw!
(vote tonight - funniest BL ever)
 
I could not have picked a MORE appropriate time for you to stick your not-seen-enough head in here =D=D

How is the old codger? Still biting off more than he can chew? ;)
 
Dinkus always was a bit too eager on the intake

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For a full list of cockjaw:

http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showpost.php?p=4470148&postcount=266
 
Mary Poppins said:
I could not have picked a MORE appropriate time for you to stick your not-seen-enough head in here =D=D

How is the old codger? Still biting off more than he can chew? ;)
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I am a man of mystery! Hahah yeah he's ok, he spewed on my floor today, I think he had been blindly eating toads this evening.

m4dd0g hahahah you have that bookmarked don't you
 
Have to apollogise, that was actually me who posted the above post. No harm done...
 
lep said:
Have to apollogise, that was actually me who posted the above post. No harm done...
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^ Posting under other people's usernames is a federal offence. I think you'll find the boys in blue showing up near your place quite soon.
 
^ They'll cart him off to Bluelight Court (like they did with Mr Fluffy, apparently) ;)
 
This is why food courts scare me...well, this and the birds....always with the birds.... :(

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More wedding pics....

Just a few more wedding pics we got back from family and friends on the weekend....

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Dale waiting for me at the "altar"... not even looking slightly nervous!

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Possibly the most emotional moment of my life, when mum and dad both walked me down the aisle to "Kissing You" by Des'ree. I'm trying desperately not to cry here, but failed. :)

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The back of my dress... v. long train!

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You may kiss the bride.... beautiful shot but awkward looking kiss!

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Signing the registry

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Presentation of the wedding certificate

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At the reception on the bridal table

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Cutting the cake
 
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