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Native American smudging is a
proven scientific force. Burning sage
removes 94% of airborne bacteria
and works as a air purifier. It's time to
stop calling it magic and start calling it
ancient chemistry.
 
And in my dreams, you're alive and you're crying
As your mouth moves in mine, soft and sweet
Rings of flowers 'round your eyes and I'll love you

Neutral milk hotel two headed boy pt2
 
"This is one of the oldest and most effective tricks in politics. It is a story about one of Lyndon Johnson's early campaigns in Texas. The race was close, and Johnson was getting worried. Finally, he told his campaign manager to start a rumour campaign about his opponent's lifelong habit of enjoying carnal knowledge of his own barnyard sows. 'Christ, we can't get away with calling him a pig fucker!' the campaign manager protested. 'Nobody is going to believe a thing like that.'

'I know,' Johnson replied.

'But let's make the son of a bitch deny it!'"

— Hunter S. Thompson


Apologies, I couldn't resist posting.
No offence meant to anyone.
Makes me laugh every time I read it or hear it.
 
Piece of Me Meat

I'm Miss Steak and Kidney Pie since I was only 5
Don't matter if I'm in Dairy Queen
I'd order beef on my ice cream
I sprinkled pork rinds on my chocolate cake
For my sweet sixteen
You want a piece of meat?
You want a piece of meat

I'm Mrs Mad Cow Disease Mama
I'm Miss Salmonella-rama
I guess I can't see the harm in eating BBQed Llama
And with a kid on my arm I'm still an exceptional butcher
You want a piece of meat?

I'm Mrs I Don't Care if I Get Gaseous
You want a piece of meat?
I'm Mrs "Oh My God, That Murdering Fascist"
You want a piece of meat
I'm Mrs Extra Texture, Delicious Skin
You want a piece of meat?
I'm Mrs Leave the Fat and Gristle in
You want a piece of meat

I'm Mrs You Wanna Piece of Meat?
Fryin' and grillin' my dogs
Unless you're in line with vegans
Then help my tear this thigh off
They hope I'll take to eating plants and seeds
And things without parents
Now are you sure you want a piece of meat?

You want a piece of meat
I'm Mrs Most Likely to Go on Safari to Find Something to Eat
Taking down hippos for the ass
Giraffes for the neck meat
No wonder there's so many endangered species
I mean, please
Do you want a piece of meat?

I'm Mrs I Don't Care if I Get Gaseous
You want a piece of meat?
I'm Mrs "Oh My God, That Murdering Fascist"
You want a piece of meat
I'm Mrs Extra Texture, Delicious Skin
You want a piece of meat?
I'm Mrs Leave the Fat and Gristle In
You want a piece of meat

Went to a Brazilian buffet
Got kicked out yesterday
Had asked for some harped seal for protein
And fetus things from the Philippines
God hasn't made a creature
I wouldn't devour with some franks and beans
You want a piece of meat?
You want a piece of meat

I'm Mrs I Don't Care if I Get Gaseous
You want a pice of meat?
I'm Mrs "Oh My God, That Murdering Fascist"
You want a piece of meat?
I'm Mrs Extra Texture, Delicious Skin
You want a piece of meat?
I hear that human tastes just like chicken
You want a piece of meat

I'm Mrs I Don't Care if I Get Gaseous
You want a piece of meat?
I'm Mrs "Oh My God, That Murdering Fascist"
You want a piece of meat
I'm Mrs Extra Texture, Delicious Skin
You want a piece of meat?
I'm Mrs Human Tastes Just Like Chicken
Do you want a piece of meat?
You want a piece of meat
 
You fit your image so well
You know your place
You're warm and safe
You know just how to act
You've been stereotyped for so long
You know just what to do
Don't even bother to think
Just do as you're told
 
If I drop a fart
It ust may stop your heart
You'll puke and you'll squirm
But you'll get a free perm
My fart
When I cut the cheese
Grown men drop to their knees
And then they quickly begin
To lose a layer of skin
My fart
Comes out noisy and wet
Sprays out in a jet
It'll stop you and scorch
It's like a stinky blow torch
My fart
When you breathe it in
The brain damage begins
When I toot my lunch
You're gonna vomit for months
My fart
 
Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy.

Winston Churchill

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.

Margaret Thatcher

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

Ronald Reagan

One of the traditional methods of imposing statism or socialism on a people has been by way of medicine.

Ronald Reagan

My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.

JFK

Forbid your enemies; but never forget their names.

JFK

Oh shit, tell the Secret Service to keep my fat moronic little brother Teddy away from the bar. That idiot is dangerous when he drinks.

JFK
 
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