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Kandy K

Kandy K

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Some tweakers will definitely appreciate this topic

HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHA

Remember that fucking anti-drug commercial four years ago that had that goddamn "meth jingle?"

Well, AFTER 4-5 YEARS OF SEARCHING, I HAVE FINALLY FOUND IT:
http://www.mediacampaign.org/multimedia/cleanergirl.mov

Look, now we can sing along!

Look at me
Busy as a bee
Where'd I get all this energy?
Woah meth
Ooo meth!

I don't sleep
And I don't eat
But I've got the cleanest house on the street
Woah meth
Ooo meth!

Get these hairs all out of my face
Get these bugs all out of my place
One more hit no time to waste!
Woah meth
Ooo meth!

Other great comedy goldmines I've discovered:
http://www.stopdrugs.org/media/EXPLOSION.wmv
http://www.stopdrugs.org/media/NOT_FASHION.wmv

6 Safety Tips for Approaching a Tweaker (from the police)

Keep a 7-10 ft. distance. Coming too close can be perceived as threatening.
2. Do not shine bright lights at him. The tweaker is already paranoid and if blinded by a bright light he is likely to run or become violent.
3. Slow your speech and lower the pitch of your voice. A tweaker already hears sounds at a fast pace and in a high pitch.
4. Slow your movements. This will decrease the odds that the tweaker will misinterpret your physical actions.
5. Keep your hands visible. If you place your hands where the tweaker cannot see them, he might feel threatened and could become violent.
6. Keep the tweaker talking. A tweaker who falls silent can be extremely dangerous. Silence often means that his paranoid thoughts have taken over reality, and anyone present can become part of the tweaker's paranoid delusions.
 
LOL!!! Great post. I don't use crank, but that movie certainly reminds me of the people I know who do! Cleanest house on the street, no joke!
 
Never seen it before.
Very funny though...

but is this really the right forum for this sort of topic?
 
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haha, wow that is really funny! I don't remember ever seeing it before, I can't believe they used that as a commercial!
 
Re: Some tweakers will definitely appreciate this topic

Kandy K said:
2. Do not shine bright lights at him. The tweaker is already paranoid and if blinded by a bright light he is likely to run or become violent.
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Hahahaha!
 
that jingle is awesome. can anyone get the video so its downloadable? i wanna save that shit.
 
guineaPig said:
that jingle is awesome. can anyone get the video so its downloadable? i wanna save that shit.
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Right-click on the link, and choose "Save target as..."

To save it to your computer.
 
Keep a 7-10 ft. distance. Coming too close can be perceived as threatening.
2. Do not shine bright lights at him. The tweaker is already paranoid and if blinded by a bright light he is likely to run or become violent.
3. Slow your speech and lower the pitch of your voice. A tweaker already hears sounds at a fast pace and in a high pitch.
4. Slow your movements. This will decrease the odds that the tweaker will misinterpret your physical actions.
5. Keep your hands visible. If you place your hands where the tweaker cannot see them, he might feel threatened and could become violent.
6. Keep the tweaker talking. A tweaker who falls silent can be extremely dangerous. Silence often means that his paranoid thoughts have taken over reality, and anyone present can become part of the tweaker's paranoid delusions.

Sound more like tips on how to deal with a cop.
 
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