I don't think anyone here wants to see my wood.
No but I do wear mistletoe around my neck... I dunno. Has it got tinsel on?
And I bet they don't hold still when you try to decorate them.You losers have trees? I planted twins in my wife last year. Now we have 8 month old humans.
Now that they’ve figured out forward locomotion. Definitely not. They’re pretty fucking cute though.And I bet they don't hold still when you try to decorate them.