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Porn Appreciation Thread V. Druginfluenced Megawanking

It's not about sides effie. I fully expect a statistical analysis to follow a Bell curve, showing that most people tend towards an average opinion, while a minority will have better opinions :p
 
never seen this thread vefore. heh, made my evening...
where do u guys stand on the weight issue? i like mine just right, but under is better than overweight. in fact, if i see any blubber waves i just lose it, and not in the good way
 
"Just right" tends to do it! For porn I have to say I veer towards under in preference to over, but for actually getting to grips with a woman I don't mind a bit of substance.

To be frank the most important physical aspect of a woman in my book is a pretty, perhaps quirky, face. I've always felt I go against the current here. A shapely body will never make up for a face the number 12 reversed into.
 
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knockando said:
It's not about sides effie. I fully expect a statistical analysis to follow a Bell curve, showing that most people tend towards an average opinion, while a minority will have better opinions :p
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Hehe normal-distribution curve chat in a porn thread, love it knockando :)

You you're right, tis not about sides. I don't even remember posting that haha, woke up and was a bit concerned about what I'd said in the porn thread!

But tattooed/pierced/mulitcoloured haired girls ftw.. :D

Anyway.. back to porn, people.. ;)
 
Max Hardcore

Has anyone seen any of Max Hardcores films? I gotta say that I have never been shocked like I have after seeing his films. The bloke is such a misogynist,he really enjoys hurting and humiliating the women in his films. He opens there ass as wide as possible spits in it and their faces all the while telling them what useless cunts they are.
I have seen a lot of porn over the years but have never been so shocked at anything.
The bloke is a total wanker, and I was pleased to read that he has been jailed for 3 or 4 years.
I hope he gets to share a cell with a big psycho homo who fucks him every night.
 
maxalfie said:
Has anyone seen any of Max Hardcores films? I gotta say that I have never been shocked like I have after seeing his films. The bloke is such a misogynist,he really enjoys hurting and humiliating the women in his films. He opens there ass as wide as possible spits in it and their faces all the while telling them what useless cunts they are.
I have seen a lot of porn over the years but have never been so shocked at anything.
The bloke is a total wanker, and I was pleased to read that he has been jailed for 3 or 4 years.
I hope he gets to share a cell with a big psycho homo who fucks him every night.
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I'd love to punch fuck out that cunt. He's a horrible prick.
 
Porn - What do you tug to?

As the title suggests - What's your favourite type of porn?

Are you an American fake boob noob, or a freaky fetishy tugger?

For me, anything outdoor and amateur, but preferably UK stuff, and I hate POV style. Chav porn really gets my dirty little rocks off, yet I simply cant find it anywhere.. 8)
 
Bump motherfuckers.


I started a thread, with a hidden agenda, only to be directed here. Wahoooo!

For me, anything outdoor and amateur, but preferably UK stuff, and I hate POV style. Chav porn really gets my dirty little rocks off, yet I simply cant find it anywhere. http://www.chavleycourt.com/ and the like just have preview trailers. Gah. Anyone know of any Chav torrents and such?
 
There's quite a bit of chavpr0n stuff earlier in this thread from memory, Urb. Some corkingly hilarious stuff. Assuming the linkies still work. And no, it is not weird that I can remember this despite not seeing this thread for ages. I haz the modgene so even in retirement I can recall every word of every thread ever. Not just the pr0n stuff. Honest :o

Also, am a bit dull in me pr0nviewing these days. Mostly just stick to (fnarr) www.xhamster.com. Kinda covers everything really - from the most yawnsome, Mugz-friendly (no ANAL) vanilla shite to some of the freakiest pr0n you ever will wish you never saw <3

Oh, and as for preferences, I can't stand most "professional" pr0n cos those horrid squawking Yank birds do my nut with their endless stream of drivel ("Fuck me! Fuck me! Ohyeahoyeahoyeahfuckyeahfuckyeahfuckmefuckme!" :|). Prefer actual people fucking and enjoying it. Or some proper oldskool pr0n stuff from the classic era. I actually watch those for the plots they're so fukkin funny =D
 
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