I know this is super fucked up but I was a junkie that'd do a lot of shit for a fix, especially if I was sick... Well I knew some dude that I used to go through to get H for a while cause I didn't have my own dealer for a minute there, and he'd always pinch my shit but I didn't have a scale and he actually tied the fucking tiny ass balloons back up, like I couldn't straight up accuse him.. I mean, it's not like I didn't make it pretty obvious that I thought something fishy was going on.. We both knew I knew, but I didn't have proof and he was my only source so I couldn't really go anywhere else anyway.
Well, one day he made the mistake of telling me that he had opium poppies growing in his front yard one time.. There were big ass pods and TONS of plants, probably about 40-50. So when I would get hard up for shit, or just wanted a free, easy high I would mask up and go in at about 03:00 hours and just grab a shit ton of fresh, big ass pods.
I never really got too technical when I would make my tea with em, I don't even think I read up much on it. I did a bit, but not a ton. so I would get the stems and pods (probably 15-30 pods every time, I'd wait for them to regrow more pods and I'd go steal em again. It didn't really take long, like a few weeks and I could go get em again), throw em in the blender with HOT water and a pretty ample amount of lemon juice and blend it into a nasty NASTY fucking slurry, choke it down and I'd be high, especially the body high, for hours and hours, pretty much all day long.
It's kinda ironic because we both knew that I was the one that was stealing em because it was about a week after he told me about em that they started disappearing every 2 to 3 weeks. He asked me once if I was stealing his poppies, I just said no cause what is he gonna say? He couldn't prove it like I couldn't prove him pinching my B's, although we both knew what eachother were doing.. Well one day I went to go re-up on his poppies and every single plant was cut down.
I know it was fucked up, but I was a fucked up junkie.
Point is, those fresh, big ass poppies got me feelin good for a long time. Especially cause I just blended everything and drank poppy pod, stem, lemon water slurry. And yeah, I ate all the plant material... probably took me 3 hours to down a cup but I'd be chillin all day long.