Police: Emmaus man had chickens, drugs, weapons in car

[neversickanymore]

Police: Emmaus man had chickens, drugs, weapons in car
Aug 22 2014

AMMA, W.Va. - Police say altered fireworks, weapons, live chickens and marijuana were found inside an SUV that wrecked on Interstate 79 in West Virginia, and a Pennsylvania man has been arrested.

http://www.wfmz.com/news/news-regio...an-had-chickens-drugs-weapons-in-car/27683626

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Thirty live chickens.. were they in cages.. even if they were what the hell was going on here. Id love to hear what in gods green earth what went down that night. Fireworks bombs.

Was he going to pull some elaborate prank and hand out joints afterwards. Then a bird escaped and went all wild chicken kung fu on him which made him crash. I think a test for stronger psychedelics may be needed to find the cause of this mayhem. Was this some insane conclusion to a three week tweak bender with no sleep. This may end up being a tootsie pop mystery and the world may never know. West Virginia 8)

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[S.J.B.]

Hahaha, you know, when I was a little, I had a rooster named Rocky. He used to chase me and my brothers around, trying to jump up on our backs and dig his talons into us. We cried just like that kid.