Infinite Jest
Bluelight Crew
alasdairm said:poker aphorisms:
- online, no matter how badly a hand of poker is played, somebody will comment "nh" or "nice hand"
- online, no matter how badly your game of poker is played, somebody will tell you "gg" or "good game"
alasdair
The first one is stoopid, I agree. The second one, I always interpret as meaning "it was good playing with you", not "you played well".
I like the "nice river" or "nice catch" comment. I got a classic one a few days ago. I've AT late position and raise 4xBB. Being online, I get 4 callers. flop comes QKx rainbow. I have nut straight draw with about 1500 in the pot. Everyone checks. Turn is another low card. Someone bets 60 (minimum). I call, few others call. River is J, giving me the nuts. Someone bets 300, next guy calls, I raise, get three callers.
I show down the straight and the guy who min bet comments "nice river". All I could do not to give him a lesson in pot odds (calling 60 into a 1500 pot is 25 to 1, my chances of drawing a J are about 1 in 12). Instead I just gave him the donkey's response of "ty", hoping to tilt him. Seemed to work, a few hands later he re-raised all in on the river with two pair and lost to an obvious straight
