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Plugging cigarettes

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hey has anyone tried plugging a cigarette? the way i see it, if it works it would be fun to see how many you can stuff up there before vomiting or u could use the cig as a mini-dildo for you or your gf. but back to the point, does it work by plugging???
 
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if you guys haven't read any of Lord's other poss , then you aren't seeing the sarcasm and figure out this thead is half joking
 
ha, i kind of figured that out somewhere around the "mini-dildo" part... at least i hoped i had figured that out
 
I'm just waiting for someone to post an official facepalm pic.

First one 10points lol
 
TokinDerrick said:
if you guys haven't read any of Lord's other poss , then you aren't seeing the sarcasm and figure out this thead is half joking
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you aren't far from the truth. ever since my post from a few weeks about leaving ive been less serious, and some of the drugs i use make me more sarcastic. truth is, i dont even need to spell this bad.

and btw, half-joking also means half-serious. im still curious
 
Hey, today is "Plug your Cigarette"- Day!

Take your cig in to our bum and mmmmmh can you feel it?

It's so relaxing!


You don't know what I'm talking about??
You have no idea??

Let's see what I mean


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What?I couldn't find no"cigarrets in ass" pictures on google:! Somebody has to help me out here :(
 
for the record, 'flatulists' (people who make a living by farting basically) can smoke cigarettes through their ass.
 
Maby plugging pencil in anus? Or Angus young? They sound familiar with anus :)

No if fo real - WTF?
 
Sticking dip up your pooper would probably work right? All of the plexiglass would hurt for sure but the colon is even better at absorbing drugs than your lip. I know fail troll fails but some tobacco products could actually be plugged.
 
gerbils, cigs, lamp shades, wireless routers, household chemicals, etc, etc- shove em all up your kiester and report back
 
hobhead said:
gerbils, cigs, lamp shades, wireless routers, household chemicals, etc, etc- shove em all up your kiester and report back
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I got a serious nod off of the lampshade. Heres how i prepared it:

I got a pot out and put the lampshade in boiling how water (To remove any impurities). I let it sit in there for a minute. I then waited for it to cool then proceeded to shove it up my rectum. 8o good stuff guys.
 
You'd definitely want to make a crude extract of the cigarettes and plug that, on the off chance that anyone is stupid enough to want to do this. Water can be used to extract the nicotine (and anything else water soluble), I've never tried doing an extract on tobacco except once, and I used water. It turned out alright, although I never plugged it, I only smoked it.

I think that a cigarette would break if you literally tried sticking it up your ass, and the paper would hinder absorption. If you put it in filter first it might work. Feel free to try.
 
I know it's a joke but really wouldn't that be toxic and maybe even kill you? I know if you eat a certain number of cigarettes it's lethal.
 
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