Please Help-Need a GREAT lie asap!!!

[FavoriteLady]

Omg, so stupid ass me, went to visit family. long story short-I left my f*cken jacket in a close family members car-And in my front pocket is a short cut straw!!! i don't know if there is or is not a white dot in it or what. I am so fucken nervous. shit shit shit. This person already said to me in the car that it was very "dubious" of me to have to cell phones. and now when he finds that jacket he WILL look in the pocket.

what can a short cut straw in your pocket be used for other than coke?????

 

[P.o.T.u.S]

If u smoke cigs tell them u chew on the straw to cut the habit of smoking

thats really the only thing ive ever used a piece of a straw for other then snorting drugs

 

[NeighborhoodThreat]

We're not here to help to figure out how to lie to people - this type of discussion isn't allowed. I encourage you to read the BDD posting guidelines. Feel free to PM me if you have any questions.

I'm going to close this.