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  • BDD Moderators: Keif’ Richards

Please give a warm welcome to...

Cane2theLeft

Cane2theLeft

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Your lovely, new BDD moderator - effie!

It was a very tough decision but she won us over with bribes of cash, drugs, imported prostitutes and promises to cook and clean for us here at BL HQ.

We're not quite done yet though! We're still considering adding someone else to the team so feel free to continue sending in your applications and we'll keep you updated in here.

In the meantime...




GIVE IT UP FOR EFFIE!!!
 
Congrats effie! Good choice guys, effie makes great posts :) Bumlick but true.
 
Oh, incase effie doesn't pop up today, she has let me know that she is most likely going to be offline for the weekend, hopefully she will get on and say hello, but don't all be like "where is this new mod then???" if she doesn't post anything until monday, lol.

Great to have her onboard :)
 
Wooyeah! %) <3

Thanks guys, glad the bribing worked (except I am NOT doing any cooking and cleaning Cane, so you can forget that, I knew admins were sexist :p hehe)

Seriously, I love BDD and am really happy and excited to be the new mod around here! Unfortunately as Mugz said I'm away this weekend and relying on very dodgy dongle (haha that word always makes me laugh) internet so probably won't be around til later on Monday..:! but I'll make up for it then I promise! :)

And c'mon guys, get your apps in for another mod, I've only been one for a day and already been given more free drugs than I can handle!*

*not strictly true ;)

Much <3 to the BDD crew (mods and non mods alike!)
 
We prefer to be referred to as misogynistic actually because aside from that, we're also rather pedantic. Also, all new mods cook, clean and fetch substances for us; it has nothing to do with what is or is not between your legs.
 
Pfft, I've not seen Mugz so much as lift a finger! BL HQ suits the sleazy, grimy look anyway.

So, not gonna clean, but am happy to procure prostitutes if you so wish.

Think my dongle-internet is about to fail, so I'll miss your witty reply and I've not even had the chance to slap anyone with my modstick yet :(
 
Welcome ! :D Please PM me for details of my paypal account and home address, so you can send me the mandatory $1400 new mod fee and come give me the new-mod-massage.

Thanks !
 
effie said:
So, not gonna clean, but am happy to procure prostitutes if you so wish.
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We here at BL are understanding that people have different talents, abilities, personal preferences etc. so if you don't want to clean, that's totally understandable :) ...as long as you pay for a maid - preferably one that can effectively take care of our private areas and will be discrete regarding BL's sensitive parts.

Just in case *I* am being too discrete, I mean she has to be good as sucking dick.

BrokedownPalace said:
Welcome ! :D Please PM me for details of my paypal account and home address, so you can send me the mandatory $1400 new mod fee and come give me the new-mod-massage.

Thanks !
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If you're going to try to pull that, I expect MY massage that I never got when we brought you on... wait, you aren't even BDD staff! Get back in OD! For every minute you're away, another idiot heats a pill before injecting it.
 
Thanks Hydro, really looking forward to working with you! And thank you also Brimz :)

Brokedownpalace, I thought it was the new mods who got the perks? I have been sadly misled :(

Cane: I suggest you hire a prostitute who is prepared to suck dick as well as do a little cleaning on the side. Not saying that either of those are out of my area of expertise but I take my new position seriously and believe it would be professional misconduct if I catered to your request. Plus, I am broke so you're gonna have to self-fund ;)

(actually I'm really rubbish at cleaning anyway)
 
effie said:
Cane: I suggest you hire a prostitute who is prepared to suck dick as well as do a little cleaning on the side. Not saying that either of those are out of my area of expertise but I take my new position seriously and believe it would be professional misconduct if I catered to your request. Plus, I am broke so you're gonna have to self-fund ;)
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Listen, missy - here are your choices: you can clean or you can pay someone to clean. I mentioned the fellatio mostly in jest but the fact is that cleaning is the new mod's responsibility. purple_cloud was a mess and NT's, kokaino's and mugz's ideas of what constitutes cleanliness are abhorrent and personally, this task is simply beneath me =D We thought we could remedy this problem bringing you and hydroazuanacaine on but all we've gotten is lip and the dishes are still stacked just as high.

effie said:
(actually I'm really rubbish at cleaning anyway)
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This is just what people say who don't want to clean! The janitorial profession is generally comprised of the least-skilled and often less-competent among us*so pardon my incredulity here.




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*out of fear of offending any janitor BLers I toned down what I had initially written here, still please don't take offense. I know that it is hard work and I respect anyone who makes an honest living... actually I respect those who make dishonest livings as well because they get us high ;)
 
Cane2theLeft said:
Listen, missy
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Hehee is that you trying to sound all big-boss-man-y? I am not intimidated by your admin status! 8)

- here are your choices: you can clean or you can pay someone to clean. I mentioned the fellatio mostly in jest but the fact is that cleaning is the new mod's responsibility. purple_cloud was a mess and NT's, kokaino's and mugz's ideas of what constitutes cleanliness are abhorrent and personally, this task is simply beneath me =D We thought we could remedy this problem bringing you and hydroazuanacaine on but all we've gotten is lip and the dishes are still stacked just as high.
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I am sure hydro will back me up on saying you guys can go fuck yourselves if you think you are getting us girls to clean up your mess :D

Liking the way my welcome thread has gone... <3
 
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