
My friend got given some hammer and spanner pills last night.
The dealer said "they were the best pills around for ages".
I took one look at them and knew they were piperazine shite.
Then I checked pillreports and my suspicions were confirmed.
I told the guy they were shit and he said I needed to stop being such a geek and accept a pill is "just a pill" and they still do the job.
I was like 'WTF'?! They're fucking horse de-worming tablets! Not fucking ecstasy!