skjalff
Bluelighter
Take your cell phone, dial a random number, and when someone picks up on the other end of the line
Voice all your fears and concerns and anguish, ask him for help and protection and love
Offer to him your life-long adoration, say you will worship him for years to come
With any luck and if that guy lets you finish, you might just hear him call you a dim-witted f*ck
The author realizes that there are other ways of praying and other things that one can pray to. The only difference is that many of these ways will not let you know what the object of worship feels about you and your problems. The above technique works around this issue and may prove helpful to some.
skjalff
p.s. i apologize if this appears insulting to any of you, this was not meant to be entirely serious.. if this rubs you the wrong way - let me know and i'll delete it.
title line (c) Depeche Mode, Personal Jesus
Voice all your fears and concerns and anguish, ask him for help and protection and love
Offer to him your life-long adoration, say you will worship him for years to come
With any luck and if that guy lets you finish, you might just hear him call you a dim-witted f*ck
The author realizes that there are other ways of praying and other things that one can pray to. The only difference is that many of these ways will not let you know what the object of worship feels about you and your problems. The above technique works around this issue and may prove helpful to some.
skjalff
p.s. i apologize if this appears insulting to any of you, this was not meant to be entirely serious.. if this rubs you the wrong way - let me know and i'll delete it.
title line (c) Depeche Mode, Personal Jesus
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