Funny story that kinda relates to this whole pharmacy thing...
Literally, right across the street (About 100 yards) from my apt there is this mysterious blue building that only says "WMS" and looks exactly like an old school Walmart (Identitcal building design and all). And since directly across the street from that smaller psuedo-Wal-Mart thing is a full blown SUPER Wal-Mart mega-store, we know that the deserted and run-down "WMS" building wasn't a ture Walmart, nor was it ever one it seems. Also, most of the windows are blacked out, and it seems there is never any traffic around or lighting on. We always just assumed it is some sort of abondoned pre-historic Wal-Mart hybrid, or some sort of "Wal-Mart Security" (WMS, get it?) training bulding they fly future employees too, or something completley unplausible like that, nothing important. Irregardless, each day we never fail to look at the building when we pass, trying to unlock it's cryptic Wal-Mart riddle...
Well, cut to one of the past few days and at a friend's party this chick busts out some meth, so we start hanging out. Anyways, I finally look up at her closley, and it turns out she used to work with me at my tech support job but quit awhile ago. So I ask her where she works now, and sure enough, she now works in the mysterious "WMS" building located right next door to my apt...
Finally...after over a full year of pondering, obsessing and peaking through blackened windows, we found out what that hypnotic building contained, and it was beyond our wildest dreams...
Believe it or not, that building is actually a MAJOR supply hub/distribution center for all of the fucking "Wal-Mart pharmacies" in America. Inside is nothing but thousands upon thousands of sweet precious life-affirming pills. Anything you could ever want or desire, heaven, if you will...
Needless to say I devoutly pray in it's general direction several times a day, and soon, one day, God willing, I will make the sacred pilgrimage to it's holy parking lot area, and fullfill my life-long dreams...
Brainrape
PS- Damn, I forgot one of the reasons I posted this, anyways, for some reason, it seems I have been banned from #otherdrugs on irc, even though I used to go in there all the time and never had any problems. A couple of mods have tried to help me out, and none of them can unban me for some odd reason, I've tried emailing some of you other mods with no luck, so can anyone tell me why I can't hang out with the cool kids in #otherdrugs? It's not really too big a deal, I just figured I would eventually get unbanned but I think it's been going on for a few months or something now....oh well....
[ 16 January 2002: Message edited by: Brainrape ]