[Photography/Pics Thread] Dump your random Phone/Camera/Randomly taken pics 'ere <3

[StoneHappyMonday]

Sorry.

Gone.

 

[knock]

Nice. Is that a finch of some kind? A gold finch I think.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Yup. Gardens full of them. It's never happened before. Which means something is 'different' with nature. They can't find their normal food source because spring is so late.

 

[Uncle Robert]

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[swanhaggisman]

 

[Brownz]

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Mrs Brownz's feet. I have a major thing for pretty feet and am just lucky to have probably the best feet on my lady I could have ever asked for...

 

[Uncle Robert]

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[knock]

Was out at my mum and dad's yesterday and during a lull in the conversation I decided to go out for a walk. There is a path to the site of a supposedly Roman encampment at the top of the hill, the venue for a range of childhood escapades for the local populace. Or it used to be, the farmer has decided to put bulls in the field, and my mum was a bit worried about me when I headed off, ignoring her warnings.

I could see the beasts in the distance at the top of the field, at the far side of a mountain of their manure. As I approached, I could see that they were watching me, but I thought, they're more scared of me than I am of them, and I soldiered on. They started moving round the manure pile, I thought I must have frightened them off.

This is the view from the thin strip of thickly overgrown land, cordoned off with an electric fence, which I scarpered into to escape the bastards as they thundered towards me. It doesn't look like many in that photo because most of them are at the back and to the right, but there must have been about a hundred of them. Look at the cunt at the top of the manure pile! That's just showing off.

 

[Uncle Robert]

Haha that's brilliant :D

I can't decide whether it's like they have never seen a human before like a westerner visiting tribesmen or if they're thinking "you came to the wrong neighbourhood, buddy..."

Or neither cos they're cows.

 

[swedger77]

 

[parttime crackhead]

Or neither cos they're cows.

This. They're just cows. They're hardly going to cause you any harm lol.

 

[knock]

Chippenham woman trampled to death by cows
Cows trample former Edinburgh lecturer to death
Hoofed and dangerous: Britain's killer cows

Forget sharks, cows are more likely to kill you

you are 10 times more likely to die in the U.S. because of a bee sting than a bite from a rattler and 22 times more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.

Only Concrete Cows in Glasgow though.

 

[parttime crackhead]

in the past eight years there have only been 18 deaths in total caused by cattle of all kinds

Shiteing myself from the killer cows.

You were more likely to die from tripping over that electric fence than from a trampling off the cows you were scarpering from.

 

[knock]

And as I said those were bulls, or bullocks anyway, in that field, no udders in sight.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Cows/bulls. Practically the same thing. The quote says "cattle of all kinds". I think that covers bulls mate.

Cows are not generally dangerous, he added. "They are naturally curious, rather than naturally aggressive, as well as short-sighted, and they will often come right up to you just to see who is in the field with them."

Just up for a swatch at who's creeping about the field, and you're off scarpering over a fence squealing like a little girl (probably )

 

[knock]

Cows/bulls. Practically the same thing. The quote says "cattle of all kinds". I think that covers bulls mate.



Just up for a swatch at who's creeping about the field, and you're off scarpering over a fence squealing like a little girl (probably )

i did not fucking squeal! So if you had a hundred cows of any type coming at you at speed you'd just carry on like everything's fine?

 

[parttime crackhead]

I'd probably stop and check out the mad cows. A couple of mates I grew up with lived on farms. Cows are not in the slightest bit scary. The single bull they'd wheel out to get the cows pumped is a different story all together right enough, but those fuckers were nothing like the things in your picture. You wouldn't have got a load of them in the one field for a start. Just one bull and a fuckload of cows for him to pump.

 

[knock]

No you're thinking of a different field.

 

[parttime crackhead]

I am not thinking of a field. I'm thinking of a sandwich.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

i did not fucking squeal! So if you had a hundred cows of any type coming at you at speed you'd just carry on like everything's fine?

This happened to me on MDMA. Far too casual, it will be alright kind of thing, last minute decision to run like fuck. They ran right over where we'd been sitting. Convinced to this day we could have been an embarrassing drug death story in the tabloids.