My current best friend really pisses me off on a regular basis. There was a song quite a long time ago, that went 'oh lord stop de carnival' and he thinks it's funny to sing this song constantly, like every fucking five minutes and he doesn't get the message that it's not funny even though I constantly tell him to stop it as it's annoying. Seriously, he doesn't get that a joke is not funny if it's repeated every damn five minutes every time I meet him. He also always says sorry, constantly and when thanking someone, he doesn't just say thaks once he says it repeatedly. When we were paying a taxi fare and getting out at our destination, he managed to say thanks to the driver fifteen times! Very fucking annoying. He also has a load of other infuriating eccentricities which really fucking piss me off. He's also the ugliest person I've ever seen in my life with the biggest forehead I have ever seen (not that that's his fault or anything, but it's strange when he loves his appearance so much and thinks all the women will fall for him, even though he's never had not even one girlfriend). His personal hygeine is also very poor and he goes without having a bath for six days at a time. His place is also a tip and looks like a bomb site with old food packaging everywhere. He literally lives like a pig and this pisses me off when it's completely unnecessary as he's not depressed or anything. He has also never had a job and is 34 years old. Someone asked him if he's ever worked the other day and he actually said, "yes, I used to have a paper round when I was fourteen"! He also claims he is bipolar and gets 'manic' and high when it's blatently not true (I hate it when people claim to have a serious mental illness when there is nothing wrong with them - they usually do it for the attention and to feel different or special, which is pathetic as they should just be content with themselves as they are and not claim they are something that they are not). Sometimes I wonder why we're friends when he generally pisses me off so much.