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Pet Peeves ver. Fjones vs Redleader

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OMG i must resist.

I am struggling to resist the iressistible urge to come in here and write a diatribe consisting of all the annoying stuff that you guys have discovered such as Hai and swear words used inappropriately and shittles like that.

But I am going to resist cos it may cawse the fred to explode or some fuck.

Okays, i gotta go get nakies.

catcha.
 
Along those lines -- Listening to two people argue over who is NOT going to pay the bill.

Person 1 -- I'll pay it.

Person 2 -- No, I will (shoves money back at person 1)

Person 1 -- No, I insist (shoves money back at person 2)

This shit drives me nuts, and I usually try to end it by taking the money myself. If neither of them wants it, I'll gladly take it.

When I work register and people do this they need to be hit. Seriously people. Imagine how the people taking your money feel you fucktards.
 
OMG i must resist.

I am struggling to resist the iressistible urge to come in here and write a diatribe consisting of all the annoying stuff that you guys have discovered such as Hai and swear words used inappropriately and shittles like that.

But I am going to resist cos it may cawse the fred to explode or some fuck.

Okays, i gotta go get nakies.

catcha.

"Irresistible" is a good example. Words, which are constructed with a prefix to be of the form not-something (in this case, not-resistable), now being given alternative definitions of the form more-or-less-not-something. Takes away the whole balance of the word and it's via prefix negation pair.

Woman: I have sex with all irresistable men. Redleader is irresistable.

Redleader: I'm going to use definition two of "conclusion" and you're going to use definition one of "irresistable" right...

Woman: No, I used definition three in the second sentence. No valid sex for you!

Redleader: :X

Or MazDan resisting the irresistible ;)

</hazing> You are now a bonafide member of this thread!
 
I don't know if this qualifies as a "pet" peeve, because anyone who ISN'T peeved by this is either 1) Insane or 2) Actually a computer disguised as a human --

WINDOWS MOVIE MAKER. Yeah, I know, you get what you pay for, I should go out and buy a real program, etc. But nevertheless, it came free on my computer, and I am really agitated that this piece of shit garbage program is even included on the computer.

Anyway, I opened the program and clicked “New Project.” Is there some part of “New Project” That this fucking program does not understand!??? Listed in the “collections” pane is the 30 or so clips I used the LAST time I worked on a project. I DO NOT WANT THOSE THERE! That is why I clicked NEW PROJECT!
Sure, I could delete them, but why are they there at all? OH, and of course, they decided to make THIS one of those oh so rare kinds of lists where the SHIFT or CONTROL buttons do NOT work to highlight a string of files for multiple move or deletion all at once. Instead, I must click EACH ONE and press delete? Are you fucking serious?

Now, I import the video clips I actually want to use for my project. But instead of putting them in “collections” as the single files they were, it breaks each file up into 8 pieces! Even though these files are only a few minutes long to begin with! Why the fuck would it do that!? And not at regular intervals, like 30 seconds each, but at random times, some as short as 4 seconds, with no discernible pattern.

Now the part that really galls me – I merge the files back into their original form so I can begin editing my project. I decide to break the clip in half or 3 parts of something so I can add different effects and exclude certain parts. But when I do this, the video goes black on the newly partitioned clips!

AAAAAAAAAARGH! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY. And the help menus are of no use; they were obviously written by a deranged psychotic fucking lunatic bent on exacting revenge on mankind by further obfuscating already confusing scenarios and situations.

Lastly, if I ever get this finished, there is the issue of Movie Maker only being able to have ONE soundtrack for the finished movie – Either the actual audio from the clips, or an added MP3 file. I cannot have the clip Audio for some parts and an added MP3 track for other parts? Come on!
 
Holy shit. Is it that difficult to answer a phone and fucking LISTEN TO WHAT THE CALLER IS SAYING?

I have a first name that starts with two consonants that never appear in an English word in that order to start a word. Ok, fine, this is unusual. I understand the inclination to add a vowel in between. But if your job is to answer a phone and listen to the caller, why the fuck can't you get it right after I spell it out the 4th fucking time!?????

Just now, 3 minutes into the conversation, and after I had already spelled my name SLOWLY for her FOUR TIMES, she says, "I am sorry, you're not in our system. That name was (First Consonant) ... (INCORRECTLY ADDED VOWEL) ... (Second Consonant) .........

"No," I interrupt, "it's (First Consonant) (Second Consonant) ..... "

Come on! What the fuck! LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
2 pet peeves i had, well i dont know if its OCD or a pet peeve or both

1)when clothes are sticking out of drawers, i hate when i walk in someones room and there a tons of shit sticker would of their drawers, like socks and t shirts. I always find myself stuffing it all in the drawer so it closes all the way

2) another is if a closet door isnt closed all the way I HAVE to close it, especially before bed, if my closet is open i have to get up and close it or i wont get any sleep
 
MaxPowers is a pet peeve of mine. I have not seen one constructive comment from him in any forum. Worse, he posts these "contributions" in serious forums for osme reason. He must think he is funny or amusing, which means he is both annoying and delusional.
 
Just offering advice on how to let off all that pent up aggression you have. Shoot off a load or two, relieve some of that stress that comes off in every one of your posts.
 
Hahah I'm surprised it took so long for a couple people to get into it in the 'pet peeve' thread.

A couple times I've seen somebody's peeves and thought " well son of a bitch thats what I do" followed by "why the hell would that annoy you?" :D
 
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-Moochers....not like the type that just kind of fall into the hands of things in need...but the type that always ask for something...it's much different to ask for a freebie than to simply accept one.

-People who get mad/angry/furious and make sure that everyone is aware of it, weather it be a temper tantrum, throwing shit, violence, or any kind of destruction.

-I don't like 'rubbing off' on people or being influential...it feels weird when people start to share your quirks and you take notice.

-When someone tries to make you feel guilty for leaving their presence, than starts asking where you are going and how it's much better here than it is there.

-Social responsibilities such as introductions and exits...so many times I end up hanging around a place longer than I would like because the time isn't right to leave....never know weather to go around to make rounds or just give a general good bye...than like you give like a few people goodbyes with a hug, hand shake or pound and I feel like other people get offended because they didn't get a fist pump, lol, I dunno i'm weird I guess...

-People who always bring their dog everywhere to the point it becomes a burden on everyone.

-Jokes that are supposed to be funny and how people react to my reaction of their shit joke...no matter what...some people will always assume I didn't think it was funny because I react go hysterically...chances are the joke was lame, but even ones that are hilarious I refuse to go ape shit.
 
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-I don't like 'rubbing off' on people or being influential...it feels weird when people start to share your quirks and you take notice.

Isn't that just human nature for stuff to rub off on people? YOu should feel good about that, not annoyed!

You're going to tell me that no mannerism, catch-phrase, etc has ever rubbed off on you, and you and started using it youself? Cmon
 
2 pet peeves i had, well i dont know if its OCD or a pet peeve or both

1)when clothes are sticking out of drawers, i hate when i walk in someones room and there a tons of shit sticker would of their drawers, like socks and t shirts. I always find myself stuffing it all in the drawer so it closes all the way

2) another is if a closet door isnt closed all the way I HAVE to close it, especially before bed, if my closet is open i have to get up and close it or i wont get any sleep

It appears you have OCD.

Can i suggest you may find posting in anonymous helpful.

http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthread.php?t=450319
 
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