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Pet Peeves ver. Fjones vs Redleader

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Redleader said:
I typically hate this too. If I get this a lot in a short timespan, I always end up saying something like:

Redleader: If you're distracted, we can just talk later.
Person: No, I'm not. I want to talk to you.
Redleader: Okay, I was just curious. blah blah blah.
Person: lol

tick, tock.....tick....tick......GOOD GOD, SAY SOMETHING!!!!

There's no coming back from that point.

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The other thing that would bother me would be if I had written your post and then someone had done something like this:



Wow, do you (the hypothetical "someone," not hAyzzZZ;) ) want a ribbon for originality? Well you're not getting one, because that's been done and therefore is not funny. It's not even one of those things we can even laugh at becuase it's annoying. It's just annoying, and there's no salvage value at all. It's been annoying probably since caveman times.

Caveman 1: I don't like tomatoes.
Caveman 2: Here, have a tomato!
Caveman 1: Have a spear thrown right through major organs!
Rest of the Group: :|

And yet it's survived for thousands of years. And it will probably survive for several thousand more. Right at the breaking point between man and man-conqured-by-machine, one of the last pinches of humanity left in our transformed bodies will be the use of that sarcastic technique.

I used to have a fear of death, so much so that I wanted to save up and be cryogenicaly frozen. But just that mere thought now makes me want to be buried 60 feet under.
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lol

Fjones said:
WHAT THE FUCK! Do these fucking birds EVER shut the fuck up!?????? They just perch outside my window chirping all fucking day. What the hell is the point of existing if only to chirp like a retard all day? Don't they have anything to do or somewhere to go?
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It's the fucking magpies I hate. I never realised birds must be territorial, after all, they can fly anywhere. Obviously not, fucking bores. This magpie makes the most horrendous sound every morning.

I came across my first annoying magpie in march 07. Spring was dawning, everything was beautiful and it used to wake me up every.fucking.day. In that house I could easily locate it and throw rocks until it left but alas, there are too many houses round here to locate them.

Little.Cunts.
 
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China Rider said:
-People who always bring their dog everywhere to the point it becomes a burden on everyone.
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I'm so glad someone pointed this out ^. One of my best friends does this. She says her dog has "anxiety" and cannot be away from her for more than 3 or 4 hours or else she goes nuts. ?????!!!! What ???!!!! Her dog is the lamest dog on the planet.

Not to mention, they DO have anti-anxiety meds for dogs. My stepmom's dog has terrible anxiety during thunderstorms, so we give him a pill (i dont know exactly what it is) and he's fine. Why can't she do the same with her dog??

It's just annoying because she always wants to bring her dog over to my house, and my dogs go nuts and bark at it and shit, and it's just a big upheaveal that does not need to happen.
 
My friend's dog gets Xanax. This leads me to my next pet peeve.

I WANT A XANAX prescription!!!!!! But do I get one? No, my doctor thinks they are a bad idea. But my friend's spazoid dog gets some????????????????
 
I HATE small dogs.

If I had a gun to my head and its owner was telling me to make a sexist statement against women, it would be this:

"YOU MUST RATIONALLY UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR JACK RUSSELL TERRIOR, DESPITE BEING ANNOYING IN 9355335 OTHER WAYS, WON'T STOP JUMPING UP AT ME AND LANDING ITS FRONT PAWS IN MY 8o! NOT ONLY DOES THE "CUTE" DOG NOT MAKE YOU MORE ATTRACTIVE AS A PERSON, IT COULD VERY WELL PRECLUDE MY ABILITY TO EVER BE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU, SINCE IF THE DOG KEEPS IT UP I MAY VERY WELL LOSE MY GOODS!"

I would subsequently be shot, becuase that's not actually sexist. It's just COMMON SENSE!!!
 
ladyinthesky said:
2 pet peeves i had, well i dont know if its OCD or a pet peeve or both

1)when clothes are sticking out of drawers, i hate when i walk in someones room and there a tons of shit sticker would of their drawers, like socks and t shirts. I always find myself stuffing it all in the drawer so it closes all the way

2) another is if a closet door isnt closed all the way I HAVE to close it, especially before bed, if my closet is open i have to get up and close it or i wont get any sleep
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Wait... are there actually people in existence who can sleep with a closet door open? or NOT fix drawers that are left with things sticking out?

This isn't OCD. This is normal. Or wait.... maybe I am not normal...............
 
mdmantpa said:
most of my pet peeves are with stupid fucking drivers

people who don't understand that the left lane is for passing, either speed up and pass someone or get the fuck out of my lane if you want to be driving the speed limit.

people who text and drive. Especially 16 year old girls. First of all you can't drive worth shit in the first place, why do you try to do it without looking at the road driving with your knees?

people who don't know how to merge or drive in traffic. You are the reason we are all stuck.

people who brake when nothing is in front of them, especially on highways. I mean seriously what the fuck? I just want to ask them if they are retarded.

and lastly people who have never been arrested and don't understand the concept of doing something illegal. like dumbass kids who ask to ride with me and then want to hit a bowl right next to a cop while we are at a red light. Maybe you don't care about being locked in a cage, but I fucking do, so don't fuck with my freedom.

ahh I feel better after a quick bit of bitching, thanks
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Some of the pet peeves mentioned in this thread don't have a logical basis but the above all have sound logical behind them. I barely get upset, but the stuff u mentioned increases my blood pressure.

I've never been arrested but man if someone wants to do some stupid illegal shit in my car they instantly get flamed at. It's never f'n ok. I don't want to go to jail. "Can I do a line of heroin while we are at a red light? No one will see it.":X Shouldn't have drugs in my car in the first place, let alone do em in a public place.
 
The logic behind people using their brakes when nothings in front of them is pretty simple--I'm guessing they feel they are traveling at unsafe speeds or they think they are driving too fast and don't want to get pulled over, as well as plenty of other outside factors....I do it all the time...maybe they should ignore all of that and start catering to drivers behind them just becuase8)
 
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China Rider said:
The logic behind people using their brakes when nothings in front of them is pretty simple--I'm guessing they feel they are traveling at unsafe speeds or they think they are driving too fast and don't want to get pulled over, as well as plenty of other outside factors....I do it all the time...maybe they should ignore all of that and start catering to drivers behind them just becuase8)
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You're joking right? You do know the car slows down when you just take your foot off the gas pedal right?
 
China Rider said:
The logic behind people using their brakes when nothings in front of them is pretty simple--I'm guessing they feel they are traveling at unsafe speeds or they think they are driving too fast and don't want to get pulled over, as well as plenty of other outside factors....I do it all the time...maybe they should ignore all of that and start catering to drivers behind them just becuase8)
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NO NO NO.

There are people out there that use the damn brake as a security blanket.

They like to touch it just to know its there.

Half the morons driving should never be allowed to.............come to think of it they should have been bumped off at birth.
 
heres another one i have:

When you first meet someone and they shake your hand and the person has a very light grip.
I believe in a firm hand shake the first time you meet someone, it shows confidence IMO
 
It pisses me off when I open up a youtube "video" and all it is is a picture show. The caption says "we put together a video of blah blah blah". It's not a video, it's a picture show with music in the background and some text, made on Microsoft Powerpoint. :!
 
I hate that some major highways are not lit up at night. It is almost impossible to see, let alone see a deer in the middle of the road. The only thing that reflects off of a deer are its eyes.
 
ladyinthesky said:
heres another one i have:

When you first meet someone and they shake your hand and the person has a very light grip.
I believe in a firm hand shake the first time you meet someone, it shows confidence IMO
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Oh yes.......Oh yes ...Oh yes.

Oooops sorry, i got carried away and slobberred all over you.

I call that horrid dead hand shake the mullett.........cos it really is like shaking hands with a dead fish.

eeeeewwwwww.
 
ladyinthesky said:
2 pet peeves i had, well i dont know if its OCD or a pet peeve or both

1)when clothes are sticking out of drawers, i hate when i walk in someones room and there a tons of shit sticker would of their drawers, like socks and t shirts. I always find myself stuffing it all in the drawer so it closes all the way

2) another is if a closet door isnt closed all the way I HAVE to close it, especially before bed, if my closet is open i have to get up and close it or i wont get any sleep
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Thats exactly like me as well. I cant even sleep when the remote controls arent laid on the beside table in perfect alignment. WE ARE SICK! ;)
 
Fjones said:
You're joking right? You do know the car slows down when you just take your foot off the gas pedal right?
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Not when driving on a decline.
Sometimes simply just letting off of the pedal does not give what's needed...instant reduction of speed.
Nobody is right or wrong here, i'm just not an aggressive driver....leave me alone!:D
 
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