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Pet Peeves v. u mad?

Simply_Live said:
About insensitive people:

Your fertile friend could have offered your infertile friend some advice. People with bad diets, high stress levels or who are severely overweight have problems conceiving.
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Woah, that's a huge generalisation there, just sayin. True in a number cases, but there are huge amount of fat, unhealthy people out there having kids. Weight issues, stress and bad diets are definitely not the leading causes of infertility; many healthy otherwise-healthy people out there are unable to have children, for a wide variety of reasons.

Just for the record, said infertile friend isn't overweight, isn't stressed (aside from the now issue of being unable to conceive a child) and has an excellent diet. If only everything could be fixed with diet and exercise, hey? :\
 
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^ It was a generalization for a reason. I know nothing about her. I know of approximately 10 women who have had problems conceiving and those issues I named above were the culprits (or their men were sterile for one of the same reasons). My own sister was told she'd never have children right from the time she was hitting puberty. She was always overweight and got gastric bypass and voila! She has a son now.

She could also have an allergy that she isn't aware of. I'm not trying to put others down, I'm simply trying to do what her fertile friend didn't: ask questions and get answers.
 
Having to give my toiled the ol' early morning plunging. I just want to flush in peace.
 
judgmental people. does that count as a pet peeve? It does really annoy me. But then it just makes me judgmental of judgmental people. It's like a circle.
 
What really grinds my gears is when people chew with their mouth open, or make disgusting sloppy noises out of their cocksucker.

Another thing - Drivers. Oh my lord. The drivers in New Jersey are absolutely positively, dumb. Most of them have no spacial awareness whatsoever.
Every day I get cut off by some asshole.

I hate when people fail to occupy their lane and cross over into yours.

People who text while driving.

People who ask to hangout and bring along other friends without your consent or acknowledgement.

People who walk slow or stop infront of you and there's no way around them. I just want to punch them in the back of the head.
Lazy motherfuckers.

When people sag their pants below their waist.

Obese people who think they're sexy somehow and show most of their skin.
 
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when people get TOO CLOSE when they talk to you. this one coworker ive had to work with a lot lately does that to me and it drives me MAD! im like ok back the f off lady have you heard of personal space?
 
JunkieDays said:
What really grinds my gears is when people chew with their mouth open, or make disgusting sloppy noises out of their cocksucker.

Another thing - Drivers. Oh my lord. The drivers in New Jersey are absolutely positively, dumb. Most of them have no spacial awareness whatsoever.
Every day I get cut off by some asshole.

I hate when people fail to occupy their lane and cross over into yours.

People who text while driving.

People who ask to hangout and bring along other friends without your consent or acknowledgement.

People who walk slow or stop infront of you and there's no way around them. I just want to punch them in the back of the head.
Lazy motherfuckers.

When people sag their pants below their waist.

Obese people who think they're sexy somehow and show most of their skin.
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Hey that was a nice rant there. You know, we're looking for an everyman to rant about petty nonsensical irritants to replace our "Spotlight on the Middle East" segment.
 
Anyone that feels men should always put the seat down after pissing. When I take a shit I put the seat down, its not that hard, so I don't understand why women have to bitch about a guy putting the seat down. It also helps prevent a guy from pissing with the seat down, potentially leading towards spray on the seat which may be left for a women's (or mans) ass when they sit down. I think they'd be grateful for seeing the seat was up.

Never understood this.
 
Cloudy said:
Anyone that feels men should always put the seat down after pissing. When I take a shit I put the seat down, its not that hard, so I don't understand why women have to bitch about a guy putting the seat down. It also helps prevent a guy from pissing with the seat down, potentially leading towards spray on the seat which may be left for a women's (or mans) ass when they sit down. I think they'd be grateful for seeing the seat was up.

Never understood this.
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It's 'cause you're a guy. ;) Perhaps I am alone when I say this, but I feel the toilet seat cover and seat should be put down after every use--If a man lifts both, he should put both down after use; if a woman lifts the seat cover, she should put that down after use.
 
Cloudy said:
Anyone that feels men should always put the seat down after pissing. When I take a shit I put the seat down, its not that hard, so I don't understand why women have to bitch about a guy putting the seat down. It also helps prevent a guy from pissing with the seat down, potentially leading towards spray on the seat which may be left for a women's (or mans) ass when they sit down. I think they'd be grateful for seeing the seat was up.

Never understood this.
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I've gotten up in the middle of the night and have fallen into the toilet before. Do you understand now?
 
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/toilet safety is no joke
 
Cloudy said:
Anyone that feels men should always put the seat down after pissing. When I take a shit I put the seat down, its not that hard, so I don't understand why women have to bitch about a guy putting the seat down. It also helps prevent a guy from pissing with the seat down, potentially leading towards spray on the seat which may be left for a women's (or mans) ass when they sit down. I think they'd be grateful for seeing the seat was up.
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you should put the goddamned lid down, unless you like aerosolized piss and shit all over everything in your bathroom.
 
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