"Perverse" Haiku

[Xherrus]

"Perverse"

Would you like to see
My 'nads? I'm sure you'll like them
If not, then don't look.

Once at a party
I indecently exposed
Got in some trouble.

Again, let me know
If you want to see my pinks
No real pressure though.

I guess what I'd like
To get across here is that
I am quite perverse.

But don't judge me though
You know how that saying goes:
"To each his own." Hah.

 

[asmodeus256]

Interesting poem
I do not want to see nuts;
Thanks for asking though.

 

[human paraquat]

not quite haiku.....you must somehow incorporate nature into them..you are a failure

 

[RareForm]

^lmao - I liked it...it was different...

 

[Xherrus]

asmodeus256, I am both pleased and disappointed by your befitting reply.

Haiku is traditionally nature-oriented, correct. That's not to say that the poetic format of three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables can't be classified as a haiku. So, human paraquat (or whatever it is that you call yourself), another inordinate comment like that and I'll tear you a new asshole.

 

[human paraquat]

*nods*....touche

 

[Xherrus]

LOL, a good sport indeed. Why, I think my threat was inordinate but you are clearly a man of honor.

 

[Raz]

lol..this is great