Penis Drawing Competition - Maybe NSFW.. Depends how good you are

[DS_]

I'll set the standard: check out this veiny throbbing beauty.

Draw yer cocks!
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Men, and women it is time. We must prove ourselves, prove ourselves to everyone and I say we do that with cocks.

SamhaimGrim: I choose you to be a judge. You must separate the limp from strong.

DRAW YOUR COCKS AND LET THEM STAND TALL!

 

[parttime crackhead]

There's yer dinner.

As you can see I got bored halfway, hence only colouring in the bellend & not giving it any pubes but you get the general idea.

 

[mattnotrik]

Leave your PC for 2 minutes and this is your new screensaver and desktop pic.

 

[DS_]

Can't trust a Scot to do fuck all right. You even forgot to batter it. Me being the generous cock drawing connoisseur that I am, I've went ahead and battered yer wee nipper for ya.

 

[VAC]

Can't trust a Scot to do fuck all right. You even forgot to batter it. Me being the generous cock drawing connoisseur that I am, I've went ahead and battered yer wee nipper for ya.

Hahahaha that proper tickled me up.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Hahaha!

 

[DS_]

Leave your PC for 2 minutes and this is your new screensaver and desktop pic.

Use imgur.com. Imageshack is just shit. Don't do your penis an injustice.

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

:D

 

[DS_]

Always thought you were a massive cock.

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

That's not fair man. I even drew you an umbrella so you wouldn't come directly into contact with my blobs of jizz

 

[mattnotrik]

Cmon sam vote for mine, you know a good shaft when you see one

 

[DS_]

Matt. That's quite a nice penis you have there. I've just got a few things to say. It hasn't got enough fury, strength or veins. It's otherwise a top effort. Is it a southwest thing to draw cocks pointing up?

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

Leave your PC for 2 minutes and this is your new screensaver and desktop pic.

That is seriously artistic. Someone should commission you to paint a masterpiece for the Louvre or something.

 

[DS_]

This thread must rise like morning glory.

 

[Jabberwocky]

matts is the winner so far. though i'm somewhat concerned about the orientation of his bollocks. mine turned out like a poor mans version of yours DS, if i get any inspiration i may try agian.

 

[brimz]

Is it a southwest thing to draw cocks pointing up?

Yeah as far as i know. And many school books will testify this.

 

[DS_]

Get your fucking cock out then. Represent the SW.

 

[JedTheHumanoid]

I can't draw penises. I was always slightly confused as a young boy as I had severe phimosis and didn't know it so couldn't understand why the drawings looked so different from my own. Therefore I never learned this essential skill at the young age required...

All fixed now though.

 

[brimz]

Get your fucking cock out then. Represent the SW.

what do software /programme thingy do iuse

 

[DS_]

It's all at the top mate.