ive never pissed my pants but i did pass out on the couch back at where i was staying and proceded to wake up, walk to the corner of the living room and piss on my girls macbook..i guess they asked me what i was doing and i told them "what the fuck does it look like?" and then i guess they told me i was pissing on the computer and i responded with " i dont give a ffuuuuccckkk: and i guess i shook off , put my dick away and layed back on the couch and passed back out..all i remember of that night is blowing a line of coke, and walking to the bar and ordering 2 car bombs and 2 shots of tequilla doing them with my friends little sister. i dont remeber walking home or stopping and getting pizza that i paid for an assume i ate but had no recolection..anyways..
