god... I have like an hour drive i have to make, 5 hour college orientation to get through, but thankfully i found someone to take my shift....
never met the kid but its not important.... although i did accidently send a text to him that was meant for someone else... It was one about a certain press of beans i have taken.... I called up my friend that gave me his number and was like "so is that guy cool... i accidently sent him a text message about some stuff... and yea..." turns out hes an alright character....
Why is it that every other lifeguard i know is a psychydelic drug user? All of us consider ourselves potheads, everyone that i know that does this job has eaten shrooms, acid, MDMA, etc...... I probably wouldn't want me guarding my kids lives, but i do my job well and consider myself far more competent than most at the various shit we have to do....
I met a hippie girl at a festival a couple of weekends ago while we were doing some cliff jumping into a lake that some people said was polluted and other said it wasn't.... I was wearing my lifeguard trunks and the girl was like "try a backflip, don't worry... im a certified lifeguard" and i asked "what company do you work for?" and she said she did work for the same one as me but they fired her for having dreads. I asked which employee meeting she went to and it was the same one as me, and i remembered her from that because she was with one other hippie girl and they stood out...
I ended up doing the first backflip of my life that day off like a 14 foot high rock.... The lake may have been polluted and a partial cause for my staph infection, but it was fucking refreshing....
That being said... I wish i could find some damn ketamine, 2 years and nothing...
Apparently the lucy in my state is vanishing once again....
But fall is comming and there is an elusive mushroom that only grows in 6 counties of my state, and nowhere else in the world.... And its supposed to be an amazingly powerful wild mushroom....