couldbesojs
Bluelighter
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2019
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Sorry for going so off topic but I have another ridiculous dick story from a friend. She's a make up artist and was at a rave that had no first aid but it had an satellite connected ATM. Anywho this guy comes up really high on acid and says he has a tick on him and needs help.
She asks where and he says my penis so she gets some sort of fine tweasers and starts trying to get it off. Then these other folks come into the scene just ripped and he says let me deal with it I've dealt with this before and starts trying to burn the tick off with a lit cigarette. The guy with the tick on the dick is having an existential crisis with this cigarette crazy man. She finally gets the cigarette guy to leave and successfully removed the tick.
She asks where and he says my penis so she gets some sort of fine tweasers and starts trying to get it off. Then these other folks come into the scene just ripped and he says let me deal with it I've dealt with this before and starts trying to burn the tick off with a lit cigarette. The guy with the tick on the dick is having an existential crisis with this cigarette crazy man. She finally gets the cigarette guy to leave and successfully removed the tick.