Got lost in the bathroom again. Twice! I went in the first time to try to go pee, but urinary retention ruined that, so I just sat on the toilet and completely forgot what the fuck was going on. I ended up on the bathroom floor for a while, would stand up, but the complete unfamiliarity of the bathroom I was in made me afraid to leave, I thought it might exit into someone else's room/residence. I finally tried the door to the hall, but what do I see but another bathroom! I went out into the (hall) bathroom, and turn to look in a room and what is it but a third strange bathroom. I retreat to the first one, look in the mirror....I'm an 18 year old Chinese high school student, long straight hair, white button up shirt, red plaid skirt, same as always? (note: I am a 23 year old white male)....then I get in the tub. But I see it I'm on top of a pile of tubs and showers, and here I am, a woman all alone in a never ending bathroom universe. Would I have to clean toilets for a living? What if someone finds me? Wait, aren't I a guy, I put my hand down my pants to check my gender, the result: inconclusive. Don't know how long I stayed in there but eventually went back out into the hall, look into what should be my bedroom but is really a bathroom with a huge jacuzzi in the center (darn bathrooms were always changing shape and furnishings) and get in there and listen to more music.
Decide to try to pee again, and make it to the real bathroom, I'm not quite sure what I'm doing but I do manage to use that porcelain thing successfully. Lost in bathroom for a while. I got out, through a second bathroom and try to go into what should be my room but is full of metal pipes and strange machinery, decide it must be the wrong room, but looking down the hall I see what might be the living room and figure this is the right the place, I flip a light switch, see that it is indeed my room, shut off the lights and hop under the blankets to vegetate until sanity is regained.
