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Searching for a new job has led me back to entry level job drug testing. I'm not gonna let them fuck me this time though. I'm gonna get my clean military friend to gimme his piss and strap it to my thigh, now that I know they don't watch or frisk ya

Fuck you, corporate America! If you're only gonna pay a guy 8 somethin' an hour, at least let em get high! :X
 
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You could buy synthetic piss at most head shops or on line. It works great and comes with a heat pack because they check the temperature of your pee when you hand it in.If I remember correctly it has to be 95 degrees or somewhere around there.
Good luck on the job search. I worked a lot of odd jobs through my 20's before I settled in to the job I have now, which allows me to make enough money to cover cost of living and good times for my wife and I. Just stick to it, keep looking for work even when you have a job, it will eventually lead to something that you like or at least a decent paying job.
 
I feel like saying I'd refuse to work for any employer that drug tested me on principle, but I guess if I were really down on my luck, I'd rather fake a piss test than sleep on the street.


Hey hey hey, guess what my latest favorite song is?



I absolutely love working / meditating / Bluelighting with that in the background. It's a real rainstorm recorded in Alaska, by the way. <3
 
^ That brings back memories... Substrata 2 was a favorite in my ambient phase, in my teenage years, although I'm not sure I ever listened to the original Substrata.
 
Finally met a girl who is into psychedelics, yet she's not a complete nut-job. Less gems on the eyes (actually, we don't have girls like that in NL at all, though we do have the "goatwoolsocks") and more philosophy, humor and music. Yup, she's probably the one..

Though she is a fan of astrology. Anyone have a blue pill laying around?

240sx: Oh man, those live LPs are divine. This kind of stuff really works best on vinyl IMO. On LSD-25 it really feels like you're hitting the same brain waves.
There's girls that are hot that like psychedelics everywhere lol. For example, me lmao. You just gotta look.
 
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Yeah I was making 8 something for about 10 years until finding a job that can support my girl and I. Fake Piss is the way to go, I think the drug testing is just a way to test basic intelligence. It seems like a given that most entry level jobs are gonna be taken up by drug users or people who are still in their drug experimentation phase. I guess if you're too thick to piss dirty into a 5 panel, perhaps they won't want you on their insurance plan. The entire business world has a strong phony aspect to it that is hard to deny. Confidence, tranquility, and never incriminating yourself will go a long way.
 
Yeah I was making 8 something for about 10 years until finding a job that can support my girl and I. Fake Piss is the way to go, I think the drug testing is just a way to test basic intelligence. It seems like a given that most entry level jobs are gonna be taken up by drug users or people who are still in their drug experimentation phase. I guess if you're too thick to piss dirty into a 5 panel, perhaps they won't want you on their insurance plan. The entire business world has a strong phony aspect to it that is hard to deny. Confidence, tranquility, and never incriminating yourself will go a long way.
Oh yeah...my boss is cool with drugs so I'm lucky
 
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Same here, my boss just prefers I wear extra safety gear whilst on heavier trips. You never know when that boss might be traded out for more of a prude, so tread lightly.
 
Jbaines, welcome to Bluelight :) Could you please edit in further responses into the same post? We try to keep threads in general, but especially the social threads, from being congested with response after response from the same person.
 
About to go play a show at a friend's house for a house party. There's gonna be another band playing first, and my brother is visiting. Fun times. :)
 
^ That brings back memories... Substrata 2 was a favorite in my ambient phase, in my teenage years, although I'm not sure I ever listened to the original Substrata.

Substrata 2 is better IMO. His other material is good, especially N-Plants, really eerie.

I've been getting into Max Richter recently, he makes minimal classical ambient. Check our his album Sleep if you haven't already.
 
I have found most of my "music for working" from this dude: https://reviews.headphonecommute.com

Lots of good ambient stuff linked there, his end of year lists are epic. I heard of Frank Bretschneider from him, Flicker.Funk hits the sweet spot for me.

Lyrics are too distracting for writing code usually.
 
I've had a nightly spliff ritual for the past 5 nights (Northern Lights, a very nice indica), and today I thought a morning spliff was a great idea, whereas I usually abide by the 4:20 rule (no cannabis before 4:20pm. Rules are silly. I think I've officially adopted a new habit, and it's time to pop my head into the cannabis forum to see what I have been missing. Any other PD heads frequent it?
 
I'm high right now dewd, wake n' bake sleepy hangover Sunday. That would be a good CD Social Thread name now that I think of it hah :p

I spent a lot of the weekend doing light to heavy drinking. Most of it was pleasant though and I currently don't regret it. I just feel bad because last night I convinced my girl to come out (she normally doesn't) to a bonfire on some nice property, and she ended up wanting to leave around midnight, as did I... Only our ride back to our car (couldn't handle the muddy road) wouldn't get her ass up from having sex to bring us the five minutes back. I started getting livid due to girlfriend pressures, and eventually the other guy with a truck there took us back. He was pretty drunk though and I felt bad asking for the lift, but it was literally just down the road and it was his house and it was very back woodsy. Anyways, finally got home 'round 3am and passed out.

Not too hungover today though, so that's nice :)

Oh, and I bought a new 8gb stick of RAM for my comp Friday, so I'll probably be installing that today and testing my better games/multitasking. It'll double my current RAM so I expect a very noticeable speed up :D
 
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I hate to say 'I told you so' to my liberal friends and family after they dismissively blew off my warnings that Hillary Clinton was a fucking terrible candidate to nominate against Trump, and pretty much the only nationally viable Democrat who had a significant chance of losing to him - but I fucking told them so. Repeatedly. If there's a silver lining to this national disaster of an election, it's that maybe, just maybe, the Democratic Party has another chance in 2020 to embrace actual leftism instead of this watered down neoliberal Clintonian "third way" bullshit. Conventional political wisdom in this country has never been more divorced from reality. Running to the center is no longer the answer. The Democrats need to grow a fucking backbone and advocate for real progressive change from the status quo, not to try and convince voters that the status quo isn't so bad and just needs some slight reforms to help those who legitimately feel left behind by the Obama recovery. I'll never forgive Hillary for her deplorable, despicable political calculus in the primary season, when she started spouting off objectively false and thoroughly debunked right wing talking points against single payer health care, and turned against her own party's paid family leave bill because it would have required something like $5/month in tax increases on the middle class. Oh, and thanks to her aggressive advocacy of fracking during her tenure as Sec. State, there's an argument to be made that she is personally responsible for more total carbon emissions than any other human being on the planet. With friends like these, who needs enemies?

Could not agree more.
 
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