EAST COAST WE GO HAM WE GO HAM
so i tried something new
I call it the Half Virgin Speedball
so i was high off of a decent amount of dexedrine right (that strangely took way long to kick in, but these were a new brand that i've never had before, not the barr generics that I've used in the past..), then i called up my dopeboy, copped 2, and bang bang bang.
Just did the shot maybe...5-10 mins ago, i actually hit on the first try even wiht the speed in me (whereas yesterday, the veins in like the spot on the other side of ya elbow, i took like 15 mins trying both arms to get it in, and then i got it in, pushed the plunger down and like half of the shot wouldn't go in me due to the needle being clogged)
I'm gonna take a break from shooting/dope in general though..i can tell my veins are starting to be damage/changed and I havent been shooting every time i used it (most days..) for longer than maybe 2-3 weeks?
Idk, I used to only shoot it sometimes, cause i preferred snorting it, and i'd only do it if i didn't have enough to get good, but now its like "why not get all the dope you paid for cause you gon lose 40-50% by snorting it".
That and i have needles on hand, i got a 10pack a week or two ago.
This combo feels weird
its like i feel real warm like dope makes you feel,, but i am still like mentally tweakin out
now i have to hide my shit, i've been sitting here with a needle+empty stamps+bottle+cap (cooker)+cotton out for the last 20 minutes
DING DING DING
Class is Now in Session!
Roger, your assignment for this class period is to solve/explain the following word problem. Explain what caused the amount of water (matter) in the situation was higher than it theoretically should be.
here's a word problem based on my situation, see if you can explain it/solve it: (I already know the answer)
A cool, pimpin, ballin, baller kid in the northeast buys 2 bags of heroin off of his dealer, Black, a tall "ghetto" african american ex-con. The user, who will hereby be referred to as Pimp Baller Rollin on 20s, opens up each bag of heroin. The first bag he decides to weigh out with his "jewelery" scale made by "DigiWeigh", complete with calibration weight and Engrish instructions. Pimp Baller Rollin on 20s first calibrates his scale, then puts a piece of a business card from a store on the scale. Pimp Baller Rollin on 20s tares the scale, and carefuly opened the stamp, ensuring that all of the diesel made it onto the card fragment.
The scale has been unreliable in the past, and it first reads 0.00, but then a few seconds later the scale flashes .05 and then back. Pimp Baller Rollin on 20s thinks thats pretty accurate, as the chunky, slightly rocky powder appeared to be around what a bag is (bags are weighed with a scooper, not by weight:so even with the same stamp you'll get some that are noticeably fatter than others).
Pimp Baller Rollin on 20s pours the heroin from the card into his cooker, a bottle cap, and then opens up the 2nd bag of heroin, and carefully ensures all the heroin made it into the cooker. Then Pimp Baller Rollin on 20s drew up 30 units of water, and remembered a trick told to him by his friend down in MD, where you squirt a litle water into the cotton before you drop it in, so it absorbs less of your dope. Pimp baller injects around 5 units of water intoo the cotton. Once Pimp Baller Rollin on 20s filters the heroin through the cotton and has all of the solution of diacetylmorphine in the barrel of his BD brand 31g short needle, he ties off and carefully aims for a spot just past the opposite side of your elbow. He sticks the needle in all the way, and a little blood comes in, but when he moves it, a lot more blod rushes in, so pimp baller decided he would restick himself real quick because the solution wasn't completely blood colored, and Pimp Baller Rollin on 20s pulls back on the plunger a few times, and watches an air bubble that forms when I would pull back fill right up with blood. Then Pimp Baller Rollin on 20s pushes the plunger down, and feels the pleasant sensation of the heroin flooding his brain.
The heroin solution after filtration was 39 units. How could this be possible if Pimp Baller Rollin on 20s put only 30 units into the bottle cap and only 5 units into the cotton before dropping the cotton into the cooker containing the diacetylmorphine HCL preparation for IV?
Bonus points for figuring out mathimatically the level of win being felt by yours truly, Mister Pimp Baller Rollin on 20s
Begin, class.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir3MukK7qLQ
and for rogey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QANQwjqpb3U
I am officially the licensed PD math teacher. I'm also the official PD social northeast we go ham we go HAM son representative
Calculate the nod level that the amphetamine+heroin combo has as opposed to just diesel?
This is due before the end of class today
Election for Class President is being held next week, vote and make your voice heard*!
*Your voice will be overshadowed by thousands of votes, fraudulent votes that the republicants purchased in order to win
It was mostly hellish, but there were some interesting insights, and I had some insane auditory hallucinations, like a Shpongle-esque track playing vividly in my head!
