parody of linkin park's 'in the end'

[absurdhuman]

In the Ass
by Lickin Park

It starts with
One day
I don’t know why
I decided to go out on a date with this guy
Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme
To explain my first time
All I know
Being straight is a valuable thing
But that’s in the past, now both ways I swing
And when I called Billy to come out and play
I told him I was gay
It’s so uncool
Then I went down below
I gave him a blow just like a paid pro
But Billy was straight and I didn’t even know
Lied to me just to
Watch me blow
He kept everything inside and even though I tried our friendship fell apart
What it meant to me was that poor Billy was a memory of a time I tried

I tried so hard
And got so hard
But in the ass
It feels so much better
I had to fall
To reach his balls
But in the ass
It feels so much better

I put my thrust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
And I’m so gay
That’s the one thing you should know

 

[Jerk Store]

Yer mista Penk!!!