
Your constipation situation sounds just like mine! I can usually get it to come out once a week, sometimes it'll take 2. I'm always so scared when I feel it wanting to start coming out that I usually hold it in for another day or two, it hurts so bad! It's always so big from bein in my colon that long, sometimes a foot long, and here lately as wide as a can of soda

. It's always really dry too, meaning that it takes longer to pass AND it isn't malleable/compressible... so whatever shape/width it is in my colon is how it comes out and MAN

, let me tell you, I don't know how my poor asshole survives the brutality that my colon puts it through. I don't know how I haven't hurt myself trying to push these turds (if you even want to call them this, more like shit logs, honestly) through.
Is there any medical problems that can result from poo like this, such as ripping open of the asshole, or just straight up can't shit?