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yaesutom

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oral DMT - blah - I order you all to take this.

I order you all, to take ayahuasca, pharmahuasca (what the hell kind of word is THAT), eat some harmaline or moclobemide/etc, and then eat like 65-100...200mg DMT. If your anxious, take a benzo if you wish. This is a direct order, from the offices of, God, of the universe and multiverse. God or whatever word you would like to use, is speaking through me, to tell you all to take this!!! You are not only reading this, but hearing it too,.. aren't you?... ;)

I popped a 150 moclobemide, 50mins later I ate 100mg dmt. Yeah, boring, blah.

..... This is fifty trillion, gazillion, mamillion, blahchillin, bo bo cha wowin' times better than ecstasy. Its good for you, too!

It makes me one horny motherfucker also 8o ! - Why, oh why, have I not read any reports, anywhere, of people taking this, and having a lot of mad, crazy, kinky sex? Please anyone, enlighten me on that one. ..... there is nothing better than this.

This is the most amazing, best, healthy tool for life enhancement/improvement that I have ever, ever found. I wish I could explain better.. My writing skills have improved, my language and speaking to people has improved, I feel more confident overall, these things last after the huasca / dmt wears off. My brain works better. I feel cleansed, body and mind, afterwards.

I am going to work on changing some things in my life, bad habits, ...just shit I need to do %) . This isn't the kind of 'trip' where your mind is going at mega speed, thinking about shit that ...sucks lately or whatever - its like you have a pure, feeling of peace, love, HORNYNESS (lol), and a mental "break" from everything. You can look at things in a different way, this is the big daddy psychedelic, true pure consciousness/mind expansion. I wish I could find the right words to explain it better. Of course, everyone is different and this is just my experience with it.

Now unfortunately right now, I don't have a sexual partner to take this with, and have lots of kinky, CRAZY SEX, to write about. I will when I get the chance though ;) .

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So yeah, I be just sittin' here, hanging out with my buddy God. I was playing with the cat earlier, and i suspect he got into my DMT stash by the way he was acting.

Yeah btw, god is black, and hispanic, too. He/she also has both male and female parts, so he/she can fuck his/her self, anytime! Wow.. Oh and also Jesus was a homosexual man. I found all of this interesting. God is just chillin' on my futon right now smoking a fattie. Oh yeah, and even GOD hates Bush!!! 8o , muhahaha (admins, mods, whatever, I think you should have one of those smilies for an animated face, that is busting out laughter!).

Anyway I am going to do a couple things I need to do, and get some sleep. God says, "Whazzzzzup everyone!" and he will be leaving soon to go up to heaven or whatever to sit, bored, listening to all those annoying bush-type so called christans, preying that all those "niggers" move out of their white only town. Ahh, i feel sorry for the dude! So you all gotta take DMT orally, so you can chill wit' god too (and fuck your brains out), he is fuckin' bored!

Lotsa love 'n shit! :) ,

- ya ya yaaeee sutom!
 
Crazy crazy crazy...

yes i will be doing this drug the first chance i get. I used to think LSD was the most powerful drug ever but a lot of people around me have started saying otherwise.

I wont take it orally though ill be sure to smoke it.
 
Two things are clear:

I gotta get me some of this DMT,
You gotta get you a sexual partner

=D
 
bluedolphin said:
Two things are clear:

I gotta get me some of this DMT,
You gotta get you a sexual partner

=D
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hilarious!!


And then yaesutom says it's good for you too. 8o
That sounds just so cool. :D
 
100mg of DMT AND a fucking MAOI? jesus H sisterfucking christ almighty! that is a fuckton of a dosage
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LOL! Well, I did take it orally, and it ain't gonna work with no MAOI!! hehe. Well, i suppose if i ate 10 grams of it without the maoi I would think it would be somewhat active, who knows..

Actually its wierd with doses with DMT, i've had quite powerful experiences with 65mg, and i've even taken 170mg expecting to be propelled off to 'elf land' and it didnt work!

One of my friends had a first relatively mild experience with 50mg, the best and most enlightening one at 65mg, third time he took 85mg and had a real good one, but then was thinking "aw man, nothing is going to be like that first time with 65mg". He wants to try 100mg next.

That last time when he took 85mg, i took around the same, but I just did not get to the level he was at. As he was barfing outside (he barfs on pot), his thinking turned to a foreign/ancient language, that he understood completely. I have seen the heiroglyphic (looked most like japanese to me i guess) lettering on everything before, it would be very interesting to trip with huasca/dmt with a group of people, and all try and tune into this ancient language thing, and try to talk to each other in this language and see if we can communicate.

%)

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Oh, I forgot, but, like the sex thing, I don't think there is anything better for dancing. You can effortlessly have, your left arm doing the thingamabla to one beat in the song, other arm doing something else, legs, everything.. like real, real good multitasking. Its so effortless... incredible really.

Yeah, i really see why indians in south america say its a body and mind cleanser. I really get a reward signal sent in my head during/afterwards. Like "please, do this regularly". Its more towards meditating than "tripping". I don't know but for me, I know it is not harmful, and think its a good idea to make this a once a week/2 weeks thing. I'd give up all other psychedelic usage to have this.

I once smoked a tiny bit after eating a low dose of some mescaline containing cactus cuttings, and wow what a synergy. The only other thing I would really like to take this with now is mushrooms. Psilocin/cybin is like the ...uh, kid of DMT. The extra hydroxy at that 4 position being the only change. I'd like to just take a small bit of mushrooms with huasca/oral dmt. =D
 
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What a fucking great post! There were quite a few great trip reports posted in the last 24 hours! I love it!

I used to take small oral doses of dmt (~50mg) with harmala and go on about my day like normal... it always made me so hyper-aware, so lucid, so in touch with my body and my environment.

I love it!
 
I used to take small oral doses of dmt (~50mg) with harmala and go on about my day like normal... it always made me so hyper-aware, so lucid, so in touch with my body and my environment.

I love it!
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YES!! I wasn't sure if there were many other people that did this, and your right, lowish doses you can function normally, even better than normal, and you probably know what i'm talking about with the "fluidness" of everything (like when you are walking, moving etc). 50mg is perfect for me for that, I plan to take 55-65mg before going into a club/rave, the music enhancement, enhancement of everything, better coordination/etc.
 
wow

Wow..

I have seen what looked to me at the time, like.. japanese-like lettering and writing all over things on DMT, I have not heard the ancient language but my friend did, and understood it also.

I was telling my friend (different friend) this last night and he told me to look up sanskrit. Wow.. thats what i've seen. My only explanation is that this is coded in our dna, its a language not learned, i got chills (good chills!) when I looked at these images:

http://www.ucl.ac.uk/~ucgadkw/patanjali-yogasutra.html

http://titus.uni-frankfurt.de/personal/jg/unicode/table7.htm#tabelle

http://www.ucl.ac.uk/~ucgadkw/ms-gifs/isa1r.gif

And this one gave me the double chills ;) :

http://www.cs.colostate.edu/~malaiya/asoka1.gif

^^ That one has a lot of characters that I have written many times in the past while tripping, its pretty awesome seeing that elsewhere for the first time, but have already written it myself in the past. Incredible..

I'm going to print some of this out, to look at during future huasca/oral dmt trips, maybe it would help guide the mind towards that cause I would love to see more of it.
 
^ wow thats insane. interested in hearing future findings about this... a hard coded language in our minds... hard to believe but i believe i could see it being true!
 
Cool report Yaesutom!

Well seeing as God said so, I'd better get some of that there Dee Em Tee malarkey :)

Hope your cat's come down by now.
 
Ok heres the shit.
" I" as you have noticed am really new to this site and am really interested in dmt after my one and only time smoking it and was hopeful of finding a detailed report about oral dmt and this was the first one i looked at.

WOW WOW WOW.

I read it four times and my face hurts from smiling so much.
Hilarious.

Thankyou for lighting my path to UTOPIA ,Yaesutom gods drug buddy.
 
I don't know that we can safely declare dmt as a "healthy tool for life" yet, but.... =D
 
yaesutom, I've always been highly intrigued about DMT. And I absolutely fucking LOVE reading your reports!

DMT is actually the reason that I got into psychedelics, after hearing about the wonders of ayahuasca. I've smoked DMT but I haven't gotten the chance for oral yet.
 
haha, what a read.
btw: anyone has a clue on how much dmt is approximately contained by 10g of mimosa hostilis/psychotria viridis?
church/yaesutom: how much harmala (you mean syrian rue right?) do you use for this experiences? do you think this (50mg dmt) is safe for a first time - if i don`t want to trip hard but rather get a reaction like you described?
 
btw: anyone has a clue on how much dmt is approximately contained by 10g of mimosa hostilis/psychotria viridis?
church/yaesutom: how much harmala (you mean syrian rue right?) do you use for this experiences? do you think this (50mg dmt) is safe for a first time - if i don`t want to trip hard but rather get a reaction like you described?
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I think supposedly the average DMT content in mimosa is around 0.6-0.7%, but varies anywhere from 0.5%-i've heard UP to 2% of the whole weight.

If your using a harmala/harmaline extract i'd say at least about 150mg. I haven't had just the rue seeds before but from what i've read 3-4g seems to be the norm for good enough mao-a inhibition.

Yes, I think 50mg DMT is just fine for a first time.. you can see how you like it there and go higher if you want next time. I wouldn't go lower personally, well there is an effect but not much of one.

=D

DMT is actually the reason that I got into psychedelics, after hearing about the wonders of ayahuasca. I've smoked DMT but I haven't gotten the chance for oral yet.
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Yeah, it was wierd, the whole reason I got into learning about DMT, was after my last mushroom trip. I took the mushrooms with a moclobemide beforehand to try to boost it. The trip was just different, so much more visually, and first time I saw entities, never seen anything like it before. Looking back, its almost like there was some DMT that got activated from the mocl. and I had a shroom/dmt mix trip - anyway, for whatever reason after that trip is when I felt like reading up on ayahuasca and DMT containing plants. I am not sure why I overlooked this one for so long... now i'm really glad I "found DMT" lol.

I also much prefer DMT orally, smoking is in may ways different :).
 
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