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I just checked my account I was half planning providing the entertainment but unfortunately the email is the one I use for facebook and it's my usual password. That would be like giving one set of creeps the keys to another set of creeps, register by the end of the week.
 
Honest to god mate I swear there was an absolute heffer, one you would remember her face for years, who stays locally, she was on it. I banged a couple of it, my mate did far worse. There are some freaky ones on there though definately, reading their profiles a few of them had me in stitches, one cracker "my husbands maintains my lifestyle but he's just not able to satisfy me, he knows and everything is above board though..." what a grade A dafty! A couple outdoor ones, some doggers, some can my husband watch etc, I reckon if you paid that £12 or whatever though the possibilities are endless.

I don't doubt that a lot of it is real. Tried a search of a smaller town that I know quite well & I'm sure I've seen 1 or 2 of them about before. It would be a fucking belter if I'd spotted someone I actually know, they'd never live that down.


Rockstar - Copy & paste the messages here but remove your email address? Surely that's not difficult.
 
Ha just had a gander at that rudefinder, and found this lovely lady

hey i am a horny woman looking for a young man to get my teeth into, i want someone who will do as i say and when i say and if the disobey me they will face the consequences of my heels and whip........if you can handle this give me a message....but at your own risk!!!!!

Ha I saw a girl I've seen around the local pubs as well, will have to put my mates onto her. Most of the profiles on that site look fake though, I live in a village of 900 people and I've never seen any of the ones saying they live here
 
sounds like it's cuckold's a plenty @ the rudefinder site. great for any wannabe 'plumbers' needs anyways.

do it and report back, kthnx!

I really should, shouldn't I?

dan88 said:
hey i am a horny woman looking for a young man to get my teeth into, i want someone who will do as i say and when i say and if the disobey me they will face the consequences of my heels and whip........if you can handle this give me a message....but at your own risk!!!!!

I'd take a punt but I'm probably a bit roo over the hill for her liking. Rocky?
 
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Just had a look on rudefinder, there's no dissatisfied housewives anywhere round this way...

The postmen up north must be doing a shit job.
 
I'm telling you's it is definately legit. I don't doubt that there will be loads of fake/troll profiles too though with fake pics of better looking lasses etc, that's why I'd always advise safer for both parties to meet in public place even then be cautious going back to there's. When I think of how far out of town I was in the middle of nowhere there are so many things could have gone wrong. The ones I met all seemed to stay in the middle of nowhere.

I don't doubt that a lot of it is real. Tried a search of a smaller town that I know quite well & I'm sure I've seen 1 or 2 of them about before. It would be a fucking belter if I'd spotted someone I actually know, they'd never live that down.


Rockstar - Copy & paste the messages here but remove your email address? Surely that's not difficult.

I was going to give you's the email and the password lol.

Set up a profile and you'll see what I mean though mate, you can't actually read the messages they're sending you unless you pay. so I posted my BBM, phone, msn and facebook on it told them mail me (you must do this sly because if not it just turns into ************ it sometimes does anyway), then got them to wink at me on there (there's a wink/flirt you can send)... it's almost criminal really lol.

Sam: honestly just make a profile and see, my mate is an ugly cunt, useless banter and still banged a woman with her husband watching lol. Some of the womens profiles you see the age range they're looking for are aged 18-66 (ie they have no standards lol).
 
Just got back from the cinema and saw that I got a reply from my last scaley message :D I had also attached a picture of an ice cream to it as I attached roses to the previous one and she said thanks so I said "You're welcome for the roses, would you like an ice cream" and attached an ice cream. Her first words were "Ohhhhh ICECREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

It was only a short message as the girl has to go and do some extra work in london that needs her specific help, but she left me her phone number so I can text her :) Now that has to be good news :) She said she would send me a proper email when she gets back from london, as she's been up for over 17 hours working and now has to do all this extra work in London.

I think things are looking good :)
 
Oh aye, I don't doubt there's plenty of legit girls on there. Like I said I've seen one around. Just that like you say theres loads of bullshit ones too, namely all the stunners. I'd remember if I'd seen them around my village.

Haha who knows Sam, I reckon the thought of dominating an older man would be right up her street
 
I would send a cock pick, she will see that as a sign that you mean business and are for real.
 
Never too soon just watch what you say. I blew it drunk the other week sent the rose between the teeth romeo standard text to this girl, ever since I've been feeling like the balance of power shifted, even though it hasn't really.

dan88: there are legit nice ones on there mate that 36 year old I met was fit and absolutely brutal.
 
at least she wasn't put off by skin scale comments :D I wanna text her now, but it might be too soon.

If you're really hankering to txt her, I'd txt her to say something on the lines of 'Got your message cheers, this is my number too in case you get bored on your travels' ... or something along those lines
 
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