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Mailmonkey said:
How the fuck can someone let that happen? 8o
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I was thinking that. It's not like I'd stoat into a hotel expecting to meet a bird, meet a bird & a guy, find out it's the guy that wants to "plumb" me (hahaha) & just think "Ach well, I'm here now, 'mon in mate!" rather than doing a bolt.

My mate met a bird off some website with a name like FindACougar or something similar lol. He made up a fake name, went to her house & rattled her on two occasions while the husband was away. Sounded right grim. He said after the second time she was hitting him with "It's the kids I feel sorry for" etc (they were apparently in the house at the time). I said to him "I take it she was pretty hot for an older bird?" answer - "Na man, she was fucking stinking" hahaha.
 
More stories please Rockstar!

And can't you put up an 'I'm tha Boy' type profile for us to see how that works?

I want to see how many SMILFs you get to plumb from it.
 
rockstar 69 said:
I've heard stories of people being set up by gorgeous women only to be banged by the father or some shit like that too, put me off quite alot when I thought about it!
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Then you found out that the victim was your good self on a benzo binge. ;)
 
parttime crackhead said:
Excuse my ignorance, what's a SMILF?

Is that your way to be uber-cool & not just say MILF like normal cunts?
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eh, my town is full of them. it's the number one occupation here. highest number of single mums in the country, bar Hull I think

Single Mum I'd Like to Fuck

[edit] Most common sight down my street is a late teen/early twenties chick pushing a chair with another toddler in tow

Nerdboy's always looking out for ones with big knockers
 
Here, how do the gays do this then? I mean speaking as a full paid up lezzer, I've slept with a few people off the internet (all satisfactory experiences thankyewverymuch) but never found it that easy to just arrange a proper shag and fuck off type of thing. In the meantime, my gay male friend was up to his neck in cocks and bollocks while we were at college, once having me drive him to the pharmacy to get him some sort of witch-doctor medicine cos he'd found out the married bloke he'd bummed in the loos in Manc had crabs. He was sat in my car going 'oh god I used my Mum's towel to dry off whaaaaaaat'.

I swore I'd never tell but I reckon the statute of limitations is well worn out on that one likes.
 
Honestly go on that Rudefinder, just for a laugh and doubt me. My mam stays in a village of about 500 people (I'm not staying there these days) but in that village there were 3 women I had actually seen in the local shop on it! Outrageous!

One of the ones I met off it even had a husband, came picked me up from town one night, one drink straight back to hers and taxi straight back up town! I'm not sure who used who really but that website is defo legit, I think if you paid the membership you could really up the numbers a lot. I couldn't read the messages most of them were sending me, you can't message if you don't pay. But get phone number, bbm, facebook, msn anything you can think of on there and your probably guarentee'd a few, especially concidering down where you lot are there is a higher population. Watson will probably be dogging by the end of the week :D

And the last bit I know, it was a story I've heard a few times locally. Apparently in a bad area slightly further north, I have no idea is it legit. Wouldn't doubt it though bare in mind you are meeting people off the internet, that's why I won't do it now after my mates story. And no sam we've learnt the hard way benzos and women not productive.
 
parttime crackhead said:
I was thinking that. It's not like I'd stoat into a hotel expecting to meet a bird, meet a bird & a guy, find out it's the guy that wants to "plumb" me (hahaha) & just think "Ach well, I'm here now, 'mon in mate!" rather than doing a bolt.
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I'd fuckin love to hear the father's conversation with the daughter too...

"Listen love, I've got a thing about plumbing young hetero men, can i use you as bait?"
 
parttime crackhead said:
Ah, OK. Makes sense. There's a fair few about here as well. Last I heard my wee cousin had joined the ranks of the unemployed weaned up wee boots with a 3 bedroom house for free off the council. She's a wee rat though, fuck knows how she got knocked up in the first place lol.
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that's kinda how it works here too. my town is a shitty place to live, and kinda out on a limb really. no one really leaves and no one really enters, so it's stagnant population wise and jobs wise it's getting worse and worse. lots of council estates back to back and a very shoddily run council. terrible council run by labour.

The only possible way to really survive and get a place of your own if you're an average female that's been dragged up by shitty parents, is to have a bunch of kids. There are no job ops bar some very temporary and unreliable factory work. Or prostitution on the docks. I'd certainly be considering SMILFdom if I were in their position.
 
snolly said:
Here, how do the gays do this then? I mean speaking as a full paid up lezzer, I've slept with a few people off the internet (all satisfactory experiences thankyewverymuch) but never found it that easy to just arrange a proper shag and fuck off type of thing. In the meantime, my gay male friend was up to his neck in cocks and bollocks while we were at college, once having me drive him to the pharmacy to get him some sort of witch-doctor medicine cos he'd found out the married bloke he'd bummed in the loos in Manc had crabs. He was sat in my car going 'oh god I used my Mum's towel to dry off whaaaaaaat'.

I swore I'd never tell but I reckon the statute of limitations is well worn out on that one likes.
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Gay men were the true pioneers in the art of finding a shag online. One of my mother's friends was using Gaydar successfully for finding non-stop cock over a decade ago.

Saved a fortune on saunas I guess.
 
snolly said:
Here, how do the gays do this then? I mean speaking as a full paid up lezzer, I've slept with a few people off the internet (all satisfactory experiences thankyewverymuch) but never found it that easy to just arrange a proper shag and fuck off type of thing. In the meantime, my gay male friend was up to his neck in cocks and bollocks while we were at college, once having me drive him to the pharmacy to get him some sort of witch-doctor medicine cos he'd found out the married bloke he'd bummed in the loos in Manc had crabs. He was sat in my car going 'oh god I used my Mum's towel to dry off whaaaaaaat'.

I swore I'd never tell but I reckon the statute of limitations is well worn out on that one likes.
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haha!

Whenever I read about gay males, they're always need deep in shags and shagging opportunities. How come it's not the same for females?
 
Just do what the local barmen do round here and hit them with a few roofies in their jagerbombs! Place being investigated at the moment for something along those lines lol. The funny thing is the guys have shagged half the women who drink in their it seems.

Gay males are always shagging cos they will all shag any other man (or so it would seem), it's like guys when their drunk will shag girls they really shouldn't, whereas women tend to maintain their standards a bit better (some of them).
 
rockstar 69 said:
Honestly go on that Rudefinder, just for a laugh and doubt me. My mam stays in a village of about 500 people (I'm not staying there these days) but in that village there were 3 women I had actually seen in the local shop on it! Outrageous!
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Hahaha, there's fucking tons around here. Seems like plenty could be bullshit though. For example, one bird shouting she likes to get rattled outdoors & would like to meet someone who knows good locations for al-fresco pumping (my words, not hers lol) in the Lancashire area. Why would she be wanting pumped outside in Lancashire when she claims to live in a small town near Glasgow?
 
It also pretty much pisses it down 24/7 in Lancashire too, so that part must be total bullshite!
 
Honest to god mate I swear there was an absolute heffer, one you would remember her face for years, who stays locally, she was on it. I banged a couple of it, my mate did far worse. There are some freaky ones on there though definately, reading their profiles a few of them had me in stitches, one cracker "my husbands maintains my lifestyle but he's just not able to satisfy me, he knows and everything is above board though..." what a grade A dafty! A couple outdoor ones, some doggers, some can my husband watch etc, I reckon if you paid that £12 or whatever though the possibilities are endless.
 
sounds like it's cuckolds a plenty @ the rudefinder site. great for any wannabe 'plumbers' needs anyways.

do it and report back, kthnx!
 
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