Omg i never posted an innerduckshun thread before!!

[Church]

My name is Church. I live in the U.S. I like drugs. I like to eat them and smoke them. And I like to make fuck with teh laydies.

 

[New]

U nevah poste ed an innerdukshun thred beefor? Use uh tard.

Welcum too Bloolite, blindy.

 

[hoptis]

Welcome, come to The Dark Side where we will emotionally blackmail you into giving us your secrets and humiliation and stuff uh... yeh.

I think I have been reprogrammed through subliminal messages from someone's posts.

 

[felix]

I like drugs.

Are you trying to score drugs? Bluelight does not exist to help you score drugs. Read the BLUA.

 

[Church]

Yeah man, I need the score on drugs? Who's winning? Where are all the source threads at? Can you tell me what pills I just ate? Thanks you


:D

 

[felix]

Yeah I'll show you some fucking roll tricks too.

Just lie down in front of my leetle freeeeeennnndddd!!!

:D

 

[B9]

Church you know pretending to like ladies it pointless on here only yesterday you declared undying love for me ~ so come on we won't think any the less of you !

 

[Church]

I definitely have undying love for you, 'tis true... but I mostly like the laydies. And felix too.

 

[New]

Dude, felix is a bad choice. He'll duck out on any responsibility whatsoever. He still owes me 25 quid for that thing I did for him on that day. To him.

 

[Church]

I can't help myself!!! I know that felix is bad for me, but I can't stop thinking about him!! He's got me under his spell!!!!

 

[New]

Just wait, Church. When you see Felix robbing your wallet during an acid trip...that won't be part of the trip. He'll actually be robbing your wallet. Of 25 quid.

 

[spork]

copycat

 

[Church]

But I want to be just like you!!!!

 

[RavenousBlonde]

I wanna know what Church posted before the Felix edit.

Felix, can I borrow your "roll trick machine" sometime?

*waits for lewd comments*

 

[Church]

^ hehe, all he did was add that "warned" sign. he's a funny guy, that felix!

 

[spork]

But I want to be just like you!!!!

Get in line!

 

[Church]

Welcome to Bluelight, noob! That's a pretty dumb user name. You better not be here to preach at us.

 

[felix]

First time I saw it, my mental process went like this:

Church > Priest > Little Boys > > Judas Priest > Gay

I did NOT think of preaching, not at all.

I'm sure he'll be OK, but I'll be keeping an eye on him. My special, THIRD eye.

 

[spork]

 

[Church]

^ That is the coolest pic ever! Did you draw that yourself?