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Yup, it's exactly the same size, shape and colour of a magnifying glass. 5 of them.More like![]()
crackers and chutney....? Wallace & Gromit??Oh aye, when I whap out my little axe, the lucky lady doesn't know whether to get undressed too, or break out the crackers and chutney![]()
No let's everybody POST NUDIES IN THE LOUNGE!Anyway, let's stop derailing this extremely important thread with our obvious lustful flirtation and take it to the bedroom...
Noooo...pay attention ya divvy - it's the same size and shape of a magnifying glass. It's also REELY CHEEEZYcrackers and chutney....? Wallace & Gromit??
.... sooooo your dick is the shape of a cheese wedge. is it Wensleydale
NnnnnooooNoooo...pay attention ya divvy - it's the same size and shape of a magnifying glass. It's also REELY CHEEEZY![]()
get your cheesy dick away from me.Noooo...pay attention ya divvy - it's the same size and shape of a magnifying glass. It's also REELY CHEEEZY![]()
I REITERATE!!!! WASH YO ASSES, PEOPLE!![]()
If your partner has had an E. coli infection, they would surely notice. Symptoms of infection include, but are not limited to: diarrhea, fever, and stomach cramps. Additionally, this can be prevented by practicing safe sex. You can use a dental dam when licking your partner’s butthole.Washing is irrelevant to e. coli. Those bacteria are going to be there no matter what. It's an ass hole.
ButtnuggetsThis fucking thread man... BoB material if ever there was...
If your partner has had an E. coli infection, they would surely notice. Symptoms of infection include, but are not limited to: diarrhea, fever, and stomach cramps. Additionally, this can be prevented by practicing safe sex. You can use a dental dam when licking your partner’s butthole.
Then I suppose it’s a highly individual thing! Personally, I’ve never been into that kind of thing, myself, but far be it from me to kink shame!You're not wrong, but that's pathogenic e. coli you're talking about. There's also the e. coli that is the most dominant species in every human's natural gut flora, and there can be genetic differences in them from human to human. It means that my e. coli are not the same as yours, and even though yours are not classified as true pathogens, my immune system can still react to yours if they enter my body. Our immune systems are precisely calibrated from birth to the species that are and aren't allowed in our guts. We usually get this initial training from our parents' flora, and especially our mother's.
So you can get so-called "food poisoning" symptoms from eating ass, even if there are no pathogens, if your immune system is reactive to their native gut flora. This is where gut flora science gets insanely complicated and it's probably going to take us the better part of the next century to scratch the surface. In the gay community I know guys who love rimming but can't do it because they get sick every single time, no matter how clean the ass, while other guys don't react whatsoever. It's the same reason why a group of people can eat at a contaminated buffet and some will get horrible food poisoning while others are fine.
Same here.Then I suppose it’s a highly individual thing! Personally, I’ve never been into that kind of thing, myself, but far be it from me to kink shame!
Then I suppose it’s a highly individual thing! Personally, I’ve never been into that kind of thing, myself, but far be it from me to kink shame!