tackyspiral
Bluelighter
make them dress up in funny animal costumes... nobody can be truly oppressive while dressed up as a puppy or bunny or even lion
⫸STICKY⫷ Office of Oppression (OoO) NSFW
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batmanplaybaseball
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I already answered this in that hippo pit of tears...
OoO
Do you find your life devoid of purpose?
Do you enjoy radio broadcasts of adventure stories?
Are you thrilled to the point of tears by flying remote control airplanes?
...
THE REAL WORLD AWAITS!
GIVE YOUR BRAINS AND BRAWN TO A COMMUNITY THAT EMBRACES YOU!
(Message brought to you by the Office of Oppression)
OoO
Mel22
Bluelight Crew
Lysis
Bluelighter
An arrow to the knee.
pharmakos
Bluelighter
i'm positive that this thread sucks. hopefully this thread doesn't trigger all of the other office threads getting closed. you probably just ruined it for all of us, s_l
OoD
OoD
soundsystem00
Bluelighter
You could give them blowjays..
modern buddha
Bluelighter
I don't think this thread is for you, tnw.
I'm collecting to eradicate you people.
I'm collecting to eradicate you people.
pharmakos
Bluelighter
YES finally will be put out of my misery, thank you
modern buddha
Bluelighter
Would you like quick and painless or a slow, agonizing defeat?
Erich Generic
Ex-Bluelighter
pharmakos
Bluelighter
quick and painless plz
tackyspiral
Bluelighter
One Thousand Words
Bluelighter
Owl Eyed
Bluelighter
Allies and Comrades of the Citizen's Office of Oppression,
Celebrating a false victory is far more grave than defeat. Our enemies have attempted to lull our great nation into a false sense of victory, security, and peace. This blatant attempt at manipulating our innocent civilian population will not be tolerated.
Do not be fooled by the news that the Imperialist Ruler of the Extravagant West has stepped down.
Do not believe the lies created by the Imperialist Government.
The Citizen's Office of Oppression is currently amassing the resources required to spread an iron curtain across the borders of our motherland. Be not afraid, citizens. Further announcements will be made as necessary. All comrades, and citizens are ordered to resume their lives normally.
The Citizen's Office of Oppression
---TRANSMISSION END---
Celebrating a false victory is far more grave than defeat. Our enemies have attempted to lull our great nation into a false sense of victory, security, and peace. This blatant attempt at manipulating our innocent civilian population will not be tolerated.
Do not be fooled by the news that the Imperialist Ruler of the Extravagant West has stepped down.
Do not believe the lies created by the Imperialist Government.
The Citizen's Office of Oppression is currently amassing the resources required to spread an iron curtain across the borders of our motherland. Be not afraid, citizens. Further announcements will be made as necessary. All comrades, and citizens are ordered to resume their lives normally.
The Citizen's Office of Oppression
---TRANSMISSION END---
Bill
Bluelight Crew
Ladies and gentlemen? Ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for visiting with us this evening. Now, I've traveled across half our forum to be here and to see about this thread. Now, I daresay some of you might have heard some of the more extravagant rumors about what my plans are; I just thought you'd like to hear it from me.
This is the face. There's no great mystery. I'm a Cititzen's OoO man, ladies and gentlemen. I have numerous concerns spread across this land. I have many threads flowing at many thousand posts per day. I like to think of myself as an OoO man. As an OoO man, I hope that you'll forgive just good old fashioned plain-speaking. Now, this work that we do is very much a family enterprise - I work side by side with my wonderful son, H.W. Owly - I think one or two of you might have met him already. And I encourage my men to bring their families, as well. Of course it makes for an ever so much more rewarding life for them. Family means children. Children means education. So wherever we set up camp, ideology is a necessity, and we're just so happy to take care of that. So let's build a wonderful school in The Lounge. These posters are the future that we strive for and so they should not say this is why we can't have nice things evar again.
Now something else, and please don't be insulted if I speak about this - kneegrows. Let's talk about niqqers. Now to my mind, its an abomination to consider that any man, woman or child in this magnificent motherland of ours should have to look upon a nigr as a luxury. They're going to dig water wells here. Water wells means irrigation, irrigation means cultivation. We're going to raise quality threads here where before it just simply was impossible. You're going to have more lulz than you'll know what to do with. Banhammers will be coming right out of your ears, ma'am. New roads. Agriculture. Employment, education. These are just a few of the things we can offer you if you join the Citizen's OoO, and I assure you ladies and gentlemen, that if we do find aids here, and I think there's a very good chance that we will, this community of yours will not only survive, it will flourish.
Edit: Lol Chairman Meow has been exiled to Siberia
This is the face. There's no great mystery. I'm a Cititzen's OoO man, ladies and gentlemen. I have numerous concerns spread across this land. I have many threads flowing at many thousand posts per day. I like to think of myself as an OoO man. As an OoO man, I hope that you'll forgive just good old fashioned plain-speaking. Now, this work that we do is very much a family enterprise - I work side by side with my wonderful son, H.W. Owly - I think one or two of you might have met him already. And I encourage my men to bring their families, as well. Of course it makes for an ever so much more rewarding life for them. Family means children. Children means education. So wherever we set up camp, ideology is a necessity, and we're just so happy to take care of that. So let's build a wonderful school in The Lounge. These posters are the future that we strive for and so they should not say this is why we can't have nice things evar again.
Now something else, and please don't be insulted if I speak about this - kneegrows. Let's talk about niqqers. Now to my mind, its an abomination to consider that any man, woman or child in this magnificent motherland of ours should have to look upon a nigr as a luxury. They're going to dig water wells here. Water wells means irrigation, irrigation means cultivation. We're going to raise quality threads here where before it just simply was impossible. You're going to have more lulz than you'll know what to do with. Banhammers will be coming right out of your ears, ma'am. New roads. Agriculture. Employment, education. These are just a few of the things we can offer you if you join the Citizen's OoO, and I assure you ladies and gentlemen, that if we do find aids here, and I think there's a very good chance that we will, this community of yours will not only survive, it will flourish.
Edit: Lol Chairman Meow has been exiled to Siberia
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Bill
Bluelight Crew
Summary executions?
batmanplaybaseball
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Even a decapitated Office of Oppression must remain at top production.
The enemy wears a new face but this is merely a new muppet worn upon the clawed hand of our old rival.
In good news, The Office of Oppression invented rubber bands this morning. They are ring shaped, elastic, and really something remarkable.
Strong horses pull fantastic carriages.
OoO
The enemy wears a new face but this is merely a new muppet worn upon the clawed hand of our old rival.
In good news, The Office of Oppression invented rubber bands this morning. They are ring shaped, elastic, and really something remarkable.
Strong horses pull fantastic carriages.
OoO
Pharcyde
Bluelighter
For his glorious advancement of the peoples sciences I hereby bestow upon comrade batman (lul)
The Order Of The Badge Of Honor
OoO MoP
The Order Of The Badge Of Honor
OoO MoP
Pharcyde
Bluelighter
And Also I award the following to all those OoO Ministers, Operatives and Conscripts who made our current victory possible
Victory Over The Lounge Imperial Forces
OoO MoP
Victory Over The Lounge Imperial Forces
OoO MoP
batmanplaybaseball
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I could do this every day.
