⫸STICKY⫷ Office of Oppression (OoO) NSFW

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iheartthisthread said:
I'm not even sure what this thread is all about, but I'm fucking sick of Christmas music already this year.

And this looks like ouwlies fase...

(OoO)


I don't think that's random.... I really don't
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Your not joking bro. They started playing 75% Christmas tunes at work in November and wont stop till probably a week or 10 days into Jan. I hate Christmas music. It drives me fucking crazy! lol
 
Comrades,

An important announcement will be made shortly.
Please be aware.
The Great Leader commends you all for your continued support.

OoO
 
Comrades and Citizen's of the OoO,

The Glorious Office of Oppression and its head, The Great Leader, have authorized me to make the following statement:

Today at [REDACTED], without any claims having been presented to the Citizen's Office of Oppression, without a declaration of war, Lounge Imperialist troops attacked our country, attacked our borders at many points and bombed from their aeroplanes our cities; [REDACTED], Kiev, [REDACTED], and some others, killing and wounding over nein thousand persons.

There were also enemy air raids and artillery shelling from Lounge Imperialist allied forces.

This unheard of attack upon our country is perfidy unparalleled in the history of civilized nations. The attack on our country was perpetrated despite the fact that a treaty of non-aggression had been signed between the Citizen's Office of Oppression and the Lounge Imperialist Nation(s) and that the OoO most faithfully abided by all provisions of this treaty.

The attack upon our country was perpetrated despite the fact that during the entire period of operation of this treaty, the Lounge Imperialist Government could not find grounds for a single complaint against the Citizen's Office of Oppression as regards observance of this treaty.

Entire responsibility for this predatory attack upon the Citizen's Office of Oppression falls fully and completely upon the Lounge Imperialist rulers.

At [REDACTED] -- that is, after the attack had already been perpetrated, Claire der Bustenburg, the Lounge Ambassador in OoO territory, on behalf of his government made the statement to me as People's Commissar of Foreign Affairs to the effect that the Lounge Imperialist Government had decided to launch war against the Citizen's Office of Oppression in connection with the concentration of [REDACTED] Army units near the eastern Lounge frontier.

In reply to this I stated on behalf of our Glorious Government that, until the very last moment, the Lounge Imperialist Government had not presented any claims to the Citizen's Office of Oppression, that the Lounge Imperialist forces attacked the civilian targets within OoO territory despite the peaceable position of the Office of Oppresion, and that for this reason Fascist Lounge Imperialists is the aggressor.

On instruction of the government of the Citizen's Office of Oppression I also stated that at no point had our troops or our air force committed a violation of the frontier and therefore the statement made this morning by the enemy radio broadcast to the effect that OoO aircraft allegedly had fired on enemy airdromes is a sheer lie and provocation.

Likewise a lie and provocation is the whole declaration made today by their Fascist Leader, who is trying belatedly to concoct accusations charging the Citizen's Office of Oppression with failure to observe the OoO-Lounge pact.

Now that the attack on the Citizen's Office of Oppression has already been committed, the OoO has ordered our troops to repulse the predatory assault and to drive Imperialist troops from the territory of our country.

This war has been forced upon us, not by the Lounge people, not by Lounge workers, peasants and intellectuals, whose sufferings we well understand, but by the clique of bloodthirsty Fascist rulers of the Lounge Imperialists who have enslaved Frenchmen, Czechs, Poles, Serbians, Norway, Belgium, Denmark, Holland, Greece and other nations.

The government of the Office of Oppression expresses its unshakable confidence that our valiant army and navy and brave falcons of the OoO Force will acquit themselves with honor in performing their duty to the motherland and to the OoO people, and will inflict a crushing blow upon the aggressor.

This is not the first time that our people have had to deal with an attack of an arrogant foe. At the time of [DATA EXPUNGED] invasion of OoO our people's reply was war for the motherland, and [DATA EXPUNGED] suffered defeat and met his doom.

It will be the same with [REDACTED], who in his arrogance has proclaimed a new crusade against our country. The Red Army and our whole people will again wage victorious war for the motherland, for our country, for honor, for liberty.

The government of the OoO expresses the firm conviction that the whole population of our country, all workers, peasants and intellectuals, men and women, will conscientiously perform their duties and do their work. Our entire people must now stand solid and united as never before.

Each one of us must demand of himself and of others discipline, organization and self-denial worthy of real OoO patriots, in order to provide for all the needs of the Red Army, Navy and Air Force, to insure victory over the enemy.

The government calls upon you, citizens of the OoO, to rally still more closely around our glorious Bolshevist party, around our Glorious Government, around our great leader and comrade. Ours is a righteous cause. The enemy shall be defeated. Victory will be ours.

We are legion.
Expect us,
Always,

The Citizen's Office of Oppression.

 
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Relax good people of the Lounge. It appears there has been a break out from the local asylum. The Imperial Forces have dispatched troops and the threat will be contained within the next few hours.

It is our job to serve and protect. Normal transmissions will return once the feathers have been plucked.

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I can't read all this. I'm a dumb slr mod. I need instructions with penises, alcohol and boobs. This stuff is too much for my wittle bwain so can I get the cliff notes.
 
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