You can all buy Levis' now. Oh wait, only the stone wash left overs from 1987.
But the Rolling Stones and Paul McCartney will be playing in Moscow this coming Summer. You might have to marry off a daughter to afford tickets. And the factory won't be shutting down so forget about your job when you get back.
Dear Leader-- reporting from the Yagoda Steppe Mold Collective in the Lesser Autonomous Region of Lower Caspia that the politburo's new board game "Giddy with Pleasure in Chechnya" is a 100% success among comrades in the waiting room of the black lung clinic.