Boing, says i! BOING!
Bishon frise dogs can be trained to do backflips, my dogs are bishon frise but do they backflip,,,,no. they are broken.
What came first the chicken or the egg, i hear you ask.
Well, i shall answer your question for i know the answer.
My answer will not astound you, you will not feel my answer.
I shall express my answer as so, The first ever chicken egg was a mutant egg from a pre-chicken "chicken".
This chicken had feathers.
It was not a cat.
I am not a cat.
You are no longer a cat.
As a collective group, we are a mule.
With our mule powers we shall frolic as knats.
I leave you with this word. "Kev"
*applause dies down*
"Thank you ladies and gentlemen, goodbye"
*space ship leaves now*
I'm off to alpha plasmera, in the galaxy of landers.