Busty St Clare
Ex-Bluelighter
Has anyone else wondered if perhaps there is a god, and he's just a massive cunt? Here are some principles that don't make sense but you must follow them, even though there is a serious lack of evidence that I exist? And then you die and everyone reasonable that disregarded all the god bullshit goes to eternal torment in hell and every annoying twat that believed in god and hated homosexuals despite common sense actually went to heaven? And presumably in hell there are big screen tvs with a live feed of Sarah Palin and so on in heaven.
When my 4 year old asked me if I thought we came from monkeys and dinosaurs or God on the weekend I told him no one really knows but if I had to guess I'd say monkeys. He was sure it was God.
I took a swig of beer and said that I don't think any one truely knows but I sure as hell know I created him. That shut him up for a year or so.