my friends wrote this, it's pretty amusing (I would even say impressive).... (the 10 drug commandments and rewrite of Genesis)
1. Thou shall not take substances, without prior research.
2. Honour thy limits, and thy limits of friends.
3. Though shall not be a bad representative of the drug community and bring us into disrepute through your actions.
4. Thou shall act with respect and honour with all dealings.
5. Thou shall prioritise the health and safety of thyself and others above all else.
6. Thou shall not take drugs merely to compensate for emotional problems.
7. Thou shall avoid drama, conflict and being a burden to others.
8. Thou shall not purchase drugs beyond their financial needs.
9. Respect, and protect thy dealer.
10. Thou shall treat thy neighbour’s pipe as they would treat their own and not hoard the bics.
In the beginning God created the shard and the pipe. And God said “Give me the light,” God saw that the gear was good. And so he rejoiced, smoked shard and muzzed hard for seven days. And thus, the first tweeker was born.
And God said, let the GHB bring forth abundantly and pour from my plunger into the mouths of the willing. And they shall be juicy, and bloweth out. And then God saw that the charge was good, and so he rejoiced.
And God poured forth all the joys of heaven into a pill, so all may join together in ecstasy and munt hard as one. And so they raised their hands towards the lasers, and god saw that the gurn was good.
And so God saw fit to open the minds of his followers, and so he offered a vast array of psychedelics. And they did gladly feast upon them, and fractals were born and balls were thoroughly tripped. And God saw that it was indeed groovy.
Then God said “Let us kicketh on,” so he created a great many substances and set them into the hands of his dealers. And so, a great high spread throughout the earth. And the party lasted a great many days. And God rejoiced, as he was trashed.
And on the seventh day, god came down and proclaimed to the people, "go forth and lay down your heads, and drinketh from the waters, and I will see that your scat is minimal, so we can sooner get loose once more" and god did look upon his creation, and was stoked, for he was indeed a mad cunt.
