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Off Topic thread v. You can't put a price on your balls...

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Trust me Hyroller, there is only one reason I know what a killing cone even is. I think it is the 5th episode. I wasn't expecting them to show how it was done in such detail... 8o

http://www.sbs.com.au/shows/gourmetfarmer/episodes/detail/episode/2112/season/1#join_the_discussion
 
^ That was the only episode of that show I ever watched. Apparently that is the most humane way to kill a chicken so good on them.

Plus, once you're done with the chicken you could totally stuff a whole pot plant in that cone and get really fucked up =D
 
I dont get it? Whats the point of the cone? So you cant see the body?

I have lopped chooks heads off, you hold there feet in one hand and gently place the head on chopping block and with one swoop with the right hand holding an axe, heads gone.

Why stress the chicken out more trying to get its head in a cone?

Thats weird.
 
You still have to contend with the wings flapping around like a bat out of hell. And the blood funnels straight down. No mess, no fuss. The roosters he killed were surprisingly calm once they were fed into the killing cone. I do love that name...... killing cone. There, I said it again.


I had an engineer mate once construct a cone from a whole coke can that held pride and place atop of our bucket. We couldn't execute any fowl with it though. It made a piss poor killing cone. :\
 
^ You could have executed plenty of foul with it tho :D

Perhaps it should be more of a getting really bent cone and then using said cone to kill a chicken. We could be sitting on a gold mine here.... Thoughts?
 
Plus, there is the possibility of unintentional poly drug use where someone smokes through the killing cone and gets high on residual feathers. That shit would be whack, yo!

Please be sure to always keen your cone before cutting. And vice versa!!
 
In the interest of my old mate post count. And also in the interest of demonstrating my typing skills no matter how fucked up I am.......

This is just another post :)

But somewhat better due to the amount of Stillie in my system that I have to fight off to operate this keyboard :D 8o

Getting fucked up is actually really good fun. 8(
 
Shut up junkie!

I made out with a 40ish year old lesbian last night. Then she flashed her breasts to everyone in the club for like 10 minutes. Great rack too. Good times, good times.
 
I need some kind of personal assistant to protect me from the Nox monster :\
 
Busty St Clare said:
You still have to contend with the wings flapping around like a bat out of hell. And the blood funnels straight down. No mess, no fuss. The roosters he killed were surprisingly calm once they were fed into the killing cone. I do love that name...... killing cone. There, I said it again.


I had an engineer mate once construct a cone from a whole coke can that held pride and place atop of our bucket. We couldn't execute any fowl with it though. It made a piss poor killing cone. :\
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I have lopped a fair few heads off in my time and its very rare, although i admit it happens. But at worst its for a few seconds. I would hardly consider it worth hassle of having to place every chook into this cone concept.

Once you have both legs held firm they act almost like they know they are about to feed me.
 
At the moment I'm capitalising on iinet's free (unmetered) access to ABC's iview and a handy little application rm2x put me on to and downloading gigabytes of ABC shows! :D
 
...I'm in your Aus Social, asking questions about down under....


So in class today we watched a video about cane toads, how and why they were introduced, the problems they've caused ecologically etc. I was wondering how much of a problem is this? Are cane toads really a menace? Do you guys really zig zag across roads to squash as many as possible? Or is everything greatly exaggerated?
 
Fuck yeah you do. How else are you expected to make Toadscapes?
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http://users.tpg.com.au/gavski/toadscape/toadscape.html

For those who do not realise, each Toadscape is an actual road killed toad, painted into a masterpiece.

Seriously the creatures are fucking vile, a blight to the environment. You won't even find animal activists compaigning for their protection due to the untold damage to native fauna populations. They perhaps take issue at the playing of toad golf but thats' debatable.

Although the poison is a known hallucinogen I have met only one person who actually enjoyed licking cane toads. Dogs on the other hand fucking love them. The first time they eat one they are sick as a....... well dog, but after a couple of attempts they soon work out how to get high without killing themselves. I have met many a farm dog with a serious toad habit.
 
amanda_eats_pandas said:
...I'm in your Aus Social, asking questions about down under....


So in class today we watched a video about cane toads, how and why they were introduced, the problems they've caused ecologically etc. I was wondering how much of a problem is this? Are cane toads really a menace? Do you guys really zig zag across roads to squash as many as possible? Or is everything greatly exaggerated?
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To answer your questions: A BIG one, Yes, Yes, No.

Australia's native flora and fauna have been decimated by cane toads, rabbits, mice, feral cats, dogs, pigs, horses etc over the last 200 years :(
 
lil angel15 said:
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I'm gonna guess this is a reference to Busty's mentioned toad golf haha.


Oh man, from what the video showed and what you guys mentioned that's insane just how out of control the toads are. Australia has (or had as it will be if this continues) some beautiful pieces of nature from what I've seen, what exactly has the government or whomever is in charge been doing to try and stop these little fuckers?

What are your guy's high score as far as toad killings go?


And thank you for the answers.
 
This could be it's own thread easy peasy :)

The documentary you watched wasn't Cane Toads; An Unnatural history was it?

It's on youtube if you're interested here, it's pretty good. I watched it years ago [1988] it talks a lot about people running them over, and especially this classic scene with this guy in a combi showing him running over hundreds of them! That's the scene that sticks in my mind. I live right near the Queensland border to the south and it's nothing like that here, but in North QLD where all the Cane is I'd imagine it's still like that. They are pretty bad here, but not that bad!
 
Dear amandas, in university last year I had a really interesting guest lecture, by a biologist who has worked on cane toads and their impact on native fauna, about the cane toad problem in general and how they're evolving as the spread across the continent. It's like an hour long and the guy was really informative and charismatic. If you'd like to listen to it PM me and I'll upload it to somewhere and give you a link.

In 2007 I went to Katherine and in the 3 years or so since I had last been in the NT they had reached Darwin and spread down to Katherine. A friend who I was camping with in a national park and I got really drunk and went around spotlighting them then executing them with a wine bottle. It was pretty fun. Yes, I am a horrible vegetarian but I prioritise native fauna over a cane toad anyday (I also poison rabbits and foxes at work).

For the record the threat is not exagerrated at all. Once they move in to an area there is a huge amount of native fauna that go missing. They eat the young of many species, (bird, mammal, reptile), they eat frogs. Plus larger carnivores such as certain birds and lizards like goannas eat them and die (cane toads are poisonous to them).

Cunt of a species.
 
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