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Off Topic thread v. You can't put a price on your balls...

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Stephen K Amos is a jerk, pretended to be interested in my off-broadway pitch while trying to hitting on my girlfriend at the Gin Palace in Melbourne, Australia. now he's on tv pretending the whole thing never happened. it was negative to my self esteem that a middle age afrocarribean jackass thinks can chat up my beautiul stripper gf. i threatened to beat him with his own pocket square and he promptly left the country with my comedy festival passes.
 
I want some butterfly eyelashes. Please and thankyou.

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At Uni today, I dissected a mouse's reproductive system...

When I got home, I smelt like balls..... literally...
 
I had to talk to teenage girls about pads and tampons in a very awkward focus group today. It was not enjoyable at all. I usually love my job, but today was 100 shades of unpleasant.
 
So anyway, I decided to give my penis a nickname. I can't believe we have been friends for 25 years (friends with benefits for 17 years), and I have never given him a nickname!

So after a few seconds of thinking (my mind works fast on genital related thought processes); I decided on "The Drill".

The name was chosen for a few reasons. Obviously, because of its ability to drill things indiscriminately*; but also now, whenever I hear someone say "Don't worry, I know the drill.", I can interrupt, and educate them on the finer points of "Knowing The Drill". My girlfriend has taken to updating her status on Facebook to say "....knows the drill" every time she is reintroduced.

But the main reason is, because it, and the owner/operator are tools.

I expect to be on some sort of government enforced register by the end of the year.





* I can't believe I spelt that right first go :p
 
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Hmmmm..... perhaps I should be using this sudden and overwhelming ability to think to actually study, not name my genitals.....

Nah fuck it. This is more fun.
 
Haha, Jimity that's gold. =D

Eggy, I thought of you when I read this post in the Lounge:
Originally Posted by chinky
...i wonder if anyone has her full name, maybe someone can look her up in prison


at least in america if your in prison, i can go to the state page type in your name and find out all your info..where your staying, your charge, when you get out, your address to write, everything...do they have something like that in OZ?
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Are you able to shed any light on this?
 
Just write to "Full name" @ Dame Phyllis Frost Centrre.

Aussie privacy laws prevent the kind of websites used in the US to humiliate offenders.
 
^ I had to make a call and check I had the right info on this, so here goes....

There most certainly is not a open database that is readily accessible or searchable by members of the public, however, the public is allowed to access to the information on inmates under the Corrections Act.

You would need to provide an appropriate reason for accessing the information before you would get it. Who can actually access the information is set down in the statute and a majority of those allowed are government bodies (ATO, Centrelink, Child Support etc). Individuals are usually limited to victims of crime, direct family etc.

Most states you will need to provide the full name, DOB and last known address of the individual assumed to be in prison to the dept of corrections and even then all they are required to do is give you a yes (i.e. they are in prison) or no.

Lastly the inmate has the right to final approval and they will need to approve your request prior to it being granted. This part of the process involves the dept of corrections disclosing your details to the prisoner and you acknowledge that when you first request the information.
 
The boy and I just finished an ep of a doco series we're watching (Wild Russia) in which a salmon heading upstream to spawn was caught by a bear.

After seeing a stream of *something* spurt out from the salmon as the bear chewed it up we had a full on discussion about whether the spurt would be the salmon spurting out cum as its last chance to spawn, or a spurt of poo as it shat itself scared because it was being eaten by a bear.

We decided it was probably cum, and then decided it was gross either way and we didn't really want to talk about it anymore.
 
Possibly... it looked like a stream of liquid which is why we thought boy and cum, but from the distance it was a stream of roe might look liquidy too.
 
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