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Off Topic thread v. You can't put a price on your balls...

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Last week at work, I was wandering around the bar, grabbing glasses, when I overheard a snippet of a girls life, talking to her friends.

It went:

"I don't like parties. I always end up being that drunk girl, getting spit-roasted in the corner."


I nearly shit myself.
 
^ Make them from scratch! I was thinking today how bad potato scallops are these days in shops. lol, potato cakes for the Southerners. A potato slice, freshly batter and deep fried is hard to find these days with frozen, reconstituted convenience.


In other news, bloody hippies. I can't stand hippies at the moment.
 
I'm going to jail tomorrow. im indifferent, just gonna hit the pushups and jesus juice, get strong and clear my head, catch up with my amigos. will be good to get away from the wacky tobaccy and junk food and my stinking family. although my business will suffer and i have to finance a heap of expensive things. and my ma sent my dogs from melbourne but i cant take them with so they will have to stay with my sister and she is fucking retarded at looking after dogs.

im on home-d bail or i would goto a pub and talk this shit to someone who would pretend to care for beer

/journal
 
dont you love it when you end up spending an extra $140 on work's money when you shouldnt of...

today, i had to go out to another one of our branches... the branch being in parramatta... me being in the city

i work within a stone's throw from Town Hall Station... the Parramatta branch is a stone's throw away from Parramatta station...

what does one young wise ch0psy do... catches a cab... both ways... using cab charges... i think it equaled $150... a return ticket on the train it wouldnt of been more than $10...

:D
 
^ Its nice to see you're doing your bit to help the economy :D
 
you seriously expect me to be seen in public with you when you have a fringe like that???

sorry buddy, no can do...

Actually, if i was going to have lunch out there i was going to message you, but i wasnt...

next time gadget... next time...

which will most likely be next week
 
We had a bomb threat yesterday and the street was blocked off so I wouldn't have been able to come anyway. But yes, call me next time. I get so lonely.
 
My housemate and my ex seem to find it impossible to close the bedroom door when they fuck.

Not sure why.
 
i know a guy who leaves the toilet door open when he does a poo. i know this not from his girlfriend, but from a friend who crashed on their couch for a couple of months. the couch in their studio apartment. the studio apartment where the toilet opens to the living area.
 
I was gonna do the laundry right now, but can't. It's raining raindrops of dirt. WTF.
 
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