Off Topic thread v. You can't put a price on your balls...

[xcidium]

is there a diff between a hair straightener and a hair flattener?

if so, wow.

 

[joannie_mhm]

it's all about how you use it, and with what products. flattener vs straightener is all about root lift, really

 

[ch0psy]

there is a bloke at my work who straighten's his hair in the morning... it wouldnt be any longer than 5cm long...

he has massive short man syndrome...

 

[raverchik]

Lil angel...Thats pretty much all a Dr can do, Take swabs, give you Tamiflu and tell you to rest + quarantine yourself, and go to the hospital if it gets any worse

I had throat + nose swabs done and it took 42 hours for them to grow my swine. Mwahah just had to stay inside for 7 days and I was sweet. Was too late for me for Tamiflu though..

Red wine + icecream = great dinner!

Also where has all the Sex and the City gone on Floxtel??! not happy jan!

 

[xcidium]

there is a bloke at my work who straighten's his hair in the morning... it wouldnt be any longer than 5cm long...

he has massive short man syndrome...

wow. he must have all sorts of self-confidence issues. short man syndrome + straightening hair that is that short = worrying what people think too much, imo.

/psych xcidium



fish are so weird. i'm at my sisters place and they have a massive tank. these pair of little red fuckers keep laying eggs, then fend off any fish that goes near them, only to eat the bebbe's themselves a day or so later.

then there's these two big fuckers that lock lips all day. its like watching a fishy underwater tug-o-war



speaking of which, how cool was the tug-o-war comps in primary/highschool?



and no chopsy, tug-o-war doesn't include a bag of meth and a tube-o-lube

 

[lostNfound]

fish are so weird. i'm at my sisters place and they have a massive tank. these pair of little red fuckers keep laying eggs, then fend off any fish that goes near them, only to eat the bebbe's themselves a day or so later.

then there's these two big fuckers that lock lips all day. its like watching a fishy underwater tug-o-war

haha something to do with short term memory in fish i would think cid.
i'm sure they simply forget they are the very same eggs they were protecting the day before and eatz them.

 

[vanth]

Goldfish actually have a decent memory, the whole "3 second memory" thing is a myth.

 

[xcidium]

^ indeed. Thanks to myth busters i know this.


also the goldfish at home i noticed always sat/swam/hovered on the side of the bowl where the food is, so i moved the food to the other side and now he lives over there. he definitely remembers what his food looks like.


i have my own little names for the fish here. Nemo, Albie, Money, Jenna.....
i'm sure they know my big, hairy, goofy face. i feed them everytime i come here.

hmmm, maybe i should feed me.

 

[ch0psy]

i want to get a fish...

i think its called a red devil...

its eats like everything, like cockroaches and stuff!!!

 

[eggman]

^ I used to have a Barramundi who would eat everything, he even ate a small mouse.

Goldfish actually have a decent memory, the whole "3 second memory" thing is a myth.

Also research on the central nervous system and muscles of fish would indicate that they experience a sizeable amount of pain when killed by spears or left to suffocate after being caught by a hook

Infact fisherman in Japan would release a small shark into the tuna catch so that when the boat docked the tuna would be sufficiently traumatized that their muscles would be full of blood. Finally, upon reaching the dock, the tuna would be immediately filleted and sold as premium sashimi grade tuna.

 

[joannie_mhm]

That's fucked. But yummy. What a dilemma.

 

[ch0psy]

lol, i have seen that pic... but in the speech bubble it said

"I'll stab you cunt"

ahh, that makes me laugh!

 

[eggman]

I like the stab one

 

[ch0psy]

shouldnt you be at splendour, in a bear outfit???

 

[medical_meccanica]

Hello.

 

[vanth]

"Medical" huh? I only take medical cocaine. That does actually exist, and is used for treatment of serious nosebleeds or something. Synthetic, though.

 

[ValeTudo]

someone stole my phone but ethically i dont talk to police so i can't claim the insurance.

lol

i wonder if i could file a no comment theft report

 

[ValeTudo]

My mate speculated that chechens, tatars, people of the caucasus, like harleys because they represent a mongol warrior riding a thunderous, powerful horse

i want a pony

 

[Klue]

^ I want a Monster

 

[eggman]

Motorcycle St. Sebastion!